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- DutchBoy0
you don't want to know, leah. you really don't want to know.
- -leah-0
aw come on dutchboy!
puleeeeease???
- tny0
dublao7 that is beautiful...almost hubble-esque
- k0na_an0k0
um... the sickest thing....?
um, damn... good question. let me think.
- -leah-0
think kona THINK!
- Dublao70
thanks tny,
Me and my friends got smashed and watched the whole storm roll over. It was nothing like the kid who drinks his own puke, but exciting none-the-less.
- DutchBoy0
you are sick for wanting to know that..
i hope you don't mean sick as in criminally sick.. or i could tell some stories about the sickest childmolesters in the world..
but like i said, you don't want to know do you???
*gets scared of leah who appears to have a very sick mind
*hides away from her
*runs to treehouse
- ms790
I caught a fly with my mouth to showoff my reflexes, but by accident I swallowed it.
- -leah-0
i don't mean crimially sick! you are the sick one! i am an angel
*shines halo
- k0na_an0k0
haha. more funny but still gross.
when i was a kid, maybe 8 or so, it was a hot summer day and i was running in and out of the house all morning. my mom, cleaning the house got pissed and locked the front door.
i go to run back in to go the the bathroom and my mom wouldn't let me in. i told her i had to go to the bathroom. she yelled out "GO OUTSIDE" not knowing it was #2. so... i did. after i was done i started yelling towards the house for mom..... MOM... MOM..... MOM she finally throws open the door to me asking "could you bring me some toilet paper?"
we lived in a suburbia of homes and ALL my neighbors were outside. We still laugh about that today.
hmm... that was more funny... let me think of my high school and college days.
- DutchBoy0
oh.. more like sick as in eating poo?
hmm.. i suggest you visit this site about a girl in a tub dot com or something..
- -leah-0
oh ha ha kona! i peed in my toy box when i was like 7. thats more sad than funny or sick :(
- DutchBoy0
you peed in your toy box?
this is confusing?
how can pee come from a girl's toybox to return back into it afterwards?
*giggles
*runs off to treehouse again
- -leah-0
*throws paper airplane at dutchboy as he runs off
- DutchBoy0
*ouch
whose miserable piece of origami was that?
well?
*waves fist
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha. my first time in vegas.
i meet this amazing girl. one thing leads to another and we're back at her hotel. she was staying at the belagio. so we're start making out and her door opens, in walks a little on the heavy side girl... her friend. so... um... we start whatevering and i was a wee bit drunk... i had my "o" a little quicker than normal. the girl looks at me and says 'well was it at least good for you'. then catches what she said and was like 'oh i'm so sorry, i didn't mean it like that' and we both laugh. at least i tried to laugh. so in a way to get back i take off the condom and give it a good toss. we start again and this time her friend was like can i join. now, normally i would have said hells no but i was wasted and it was vegas. so my second "o" was much better, but again i took it off and just kinda tossed it over my head.
the next morning i wake up and sshhhhh... silently crawl out of bed and sneek over to grab my clothes and split only to find that BOTH used condoms i threw landed directly on my heringbone black dress pants. now if you know herringbone you know what kind of messed, fabric it is. the now dried up liquid cement was ALL OVER my pants and i couldn't wash them off. so at 10 in the morning here i am walking through one of the nicest hotels, shirt half buttoned, hanging out, in my socks, with jizz all on my pant legs.
i showered for seriously an hour when i got back to git that stuff off me amd her friend was nazzzty!
- -leah-0
kona was she a friend-asaurus?
- k0na_an0k0
kona was she a friend-asaurus?
-leah-
(jul 14 04, 12:40)==
most def. way ugs but huge boobs. not even the good kind. it was horrible...... *quivering horrible....
- -leah-0
coulda been worse, they coulda both been dudes!
- DutchBoy0
omg!