Bad Interns
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- smellvetica0
tell him straight. tell him how cut-throat the industry is and how he's lucky. then tell him to go and make you a cup of tea.
- Peter0
Boy deserve as spanking, that"s what he does
- B3achboy0
get him drunk of a lunchtime, and tell him the boss wants to see him about something, send him to the bosses office, stinking of booze (preferably Rum) then confuse his ass all afternoon by sending him all over the building,s o everyone sees this drunk kid stumbling about.
no matter who he is related to, drunk at work is gross misconduct
but that could f*ck his career chances for life
- toe-knee0
"drunk at work is gross misconduct"
Fuck, then call me Miss Conduct
- B3achboy0
you need me to take a memo, miss?
- 7504130
"get him drunk of a lunchtime"
Ha ha! A sly and cunning plan indeed!
- contra0
Introduce him to Tubgirl, I'd give it two minutes before he runs screaming from the building and under a fast moving HGV.
- mirola0
rub his nose in his own shit
- instantok0
i had a bad intern experience because the intern i was replacing sucked...she wasn't an ass or anything...but one morning she couldn't figure out how to use the resize tool in fireworks and wouldn't ask for help...by the end of the day she had a nervous breakdown and left the office crying, never to return...so then i come in and they are afraid to give me anything to do because of it...so i had to go pester the art director every 10 seconds to ask for more work...pain in the ass...funny tho