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- toastie0
i received new spam
"turn your peanut" the mail said
"into zuccini"
- jevad0
that was 5-8-5!
- toastie0
no it has seven
maybe you pronounce it
a bit differenly
- magicpatch0
in seven years time
you will have discovered i
will wait seven more
- toastie0
ok, that one had 6 at the end. but before, i dont think so
- gruntt0
toastie and jevad
in a syllable debate
they don't count so good
- loudubs0
iPod, crappy jpeg...
did you ever?
find the wonder twins
- jevad0
omg toastie
i am the haiku master
my skillz are teh hott
- toastie0
it does not matter
what really matters is that
i am always right:)
- toastie0
going on a call
I work as an IT tech
will post haiku there
- Soler0
How the times have changed
We used to play tag outside
Now we tag bitches
- Soler0
Once is a mistake
Two times is still a mistake
Three times and you're dumb
- Soler0
My phone does not work
AT&T is such shit
Today I buy Sprint
- Soler0
I like my two rings
They would look even better
breaking your face bitch
- toastie0
i left the office
and came back very quickly
completely soaking
- Soler0
driving fast through the
hills I encountered a deer
and almost hit it
- gruntt0
booty butt ass rump
so many words for this part
where we take a dump
- Soler0
I need a shower
after accepting a job
for two hundred bucks
- toastie0
Soler, you need to
chill out a little bit, man
too much aggression
- Soler0
I learned to ollie
on a skateboard in my
parent's old garage