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- mg330
extending finger
over and over again
yah, the middle one
- pagepapa0
As I look into
this prison of time, I see
us walking alone.
- slappy0
The client is wrong
Deep down inside you all know
The price is wrong bitch
- Peter0
trouble with women,
promised not to post it here,
but I guess I didtrouble with women,
turn up my ipods volume,
and try not to think
- e-pill0
brit pornstar bosses
all have fake giant titties
flat mates google them.:)
- brock120
monkey see, monkey do.
you drink pee,
i eat poo.
- e-pill0
dont try to haiku
if you cant do it then dont
poems dont belong!:)
- jevad0
monkey see, monkey do.
you drink pee,
i eat poo.
brock12
(Oct 19 05, 12:07)that ain't no haiku
i pity the feel who can't
add syllables up
- dopepope0
that, that is it, is
that, that is not it, is not
is that all there is
- brock120
monkey pee i see
monkey voodoo poo you do
this is a haiku
- MLP0
i'm sitting in class
this shit is really boring
cheeseburger sneakers
- ross0
only three smarties™,
sitting there looking at me,
red, yellow or green?unable to choose,
which one i should swallow first,
leave it up to fate.the green one is gone,
i swear i didnt move it,
no where to be found.i see the others,
wiggling closer to me,
as if self propelled.un able to deal,
i take a sip of water,
try to clear my head.the water tastes strange,
and something is in my mouth,
round choclate goodness.our little green friend,
was watching me drink water,
and his plan was hatched.the others stop,
and they know that they have lost,
the race to my mouth.so i lift them up,
and i crush them together,
throw them at my boss.
- MLP0
i have a fever
i've had one since i woke up
sweating , 3 am
- ross0
hey mr mlp,
i think thats the new bird flu,
i do have it too.
- version30
Yes, I said macs suck.
How can you deny the facts?
Steve Jobs sucks iDick.
- e-pill0
lion of judah
rizla king size and zig zag
weed rolling papers.
- e-pill0
moving to japan.
yellow man says get a plan.
where is my weed man?
- version30
the haiku thread lives
only because posting here
bumps it to the top
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- version30
your haiku is off
the tempo and beat are wrong
five, seven, five, see?