*kisses leah* thread
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- zedvox0
so what's next for you lovely leah?
- -leah-0
time will tell zedvox, time will tell. i am not worried though, i know life will work out.
- strabley0
Im back for one post only but 'STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMEN BITCHES!!!!!!!'
- -leah-0
strabley where you been!??!?!
*cries for joy
- zedvox0
who is strabley character??
LEAH IS MINE!!!!!
- strabley0
*pulls out olde english style musket, shoots zedvox dead*
.....i challege you good sir to a dua...... um........ YEAH!! BITCHES! STRABLEY IS BACK WITH CAPS ON MOTHAFUCKA!
*formally apologises for first ever newstoday musket slaying, send flowers and warmest regaurds to zedovx family*
- zedvox0
i am from a third world country. i chew bullets for lunch so your old musket shit doesnt affect me!
* seduces leah with pakora's*
- strabley0
i just played supermario 3, i know the secrect of all countries, those bullest were covered in koopa blood. you die. i win. sorry zedvox but no one messes with my princess when shes in another castle.
- zedvox0
i know kamasutra bitch!
she is mine!
- strabley0
they don't call me horsecock for nothing buddy.
- zedvox0
yeah is that why you "run" so fast to the finish line?
its all about tantric sex baby!
Om
- -leah-0
stop it boys, there is enough leah love to go around
LOL
- MrDinky0
i must say...
this is the most deperate thread that i have ever read
- dablammit0
Leah,
Did I ever tell you I had a roomate named Leah? She cooked me food, did my laundry, cleaned up all my messes, and ummmm.....well you know the other things.Surprisingly we never talk anymore.
- zedvox0
dablammit!!! thats awesome!!!
i was a "leah" for my old roomate and he was a guy and we still talk..err uhm and dinky just dissed this thread....uhm
*crieS*
- dablammit0
Oh hey Zed, how do you like Portland?
I ask because I took one of them best place to live tests, and it said Portland was my ideal spot. Thoughts?
- strabley0
its ok if you have
- zedvox0
dab!
Portland is awesome..VERY CHEAP....nice mid sized city...it doesnt have the high energy crazy feeling like other bigger cities....decent nightlife
girls are hot.
good microbrews
annd home to Weiden and Kennedy....
2 hours west to the coast
2 hours east to mountains and skiing.rains liek amotherfucker from oct-till may
beautiful summersand did i mention CHEAP and no sales tax.
but income tax is high
- josimarX0
4 words for you:
kiss ass craig david