vancouver streetwars
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- zedvox0
*breaks into a bollywood song and dance....as jazx and brandelec chase each other.*
* i pretend to be a hindu pligrim ...singing and dancing ...waiting for my chance...as jazx and brand pass me by i drop my Dhoti and bring out the ak-47*
*silence
*mexican standoff commences.
- -leah-0
whoa ho oho holy shiat!
*pulls out super death dragon goddess water card from yu gi go deck
*summons monster to kick ass on jazX
*realizes that all the monster does is float there and look cool
*takes beating from jazX and enjoys it
- zedvox0
*shoots leah in errr whoa boinky boinky boinky
*runs
- -leah-0
em....well, i dont really know what a "whoa boinky boinky boinky" is zedvox. please explain yourself
lol
- zedvox0
nevermind leah
lol
- brandelec0
i can make my gluteus go boinky boinky whoa
yea! smooth
*gives the double barrel hand sign
- -leah-0
oooh brandelec!
*imagines brandelecs "oh oh oh face"
lol
- zedvox0
*swings*
- JazX0
*takes beating from jazX and enjoys it
-leah-
(aug 18 04, 14:33)uhhhhmmmm
- JazX0
*sprays entire mob with crack dust from bucksalt shotgun.
*all fall to the ground and begin to worship the shrine of cough, cough the corner candy store of 'Lord JazX the Imperial Almighty'
- -leah-0
SHAZAAAM
- grayhood0
"white trash fighting techniques taught to him by African-Americans in ghettoized Pittsburgh."
i learned my white trash fighting style from actual white trash & my street beat down style from African-Americans in ghettoized Pittsburgh, none of this second hand stuff jazx. thats like learning kung fu from chuck norris.
- zedvox0
Tellls the mob of teenage girls that JazX is jimmy fallon...and watches them skin jazx alive
MUHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!
- JazX0
that's right grayhood or shall I call you mudhood after fighting joxstrap
- JazX0
- brandelec0
oooh brandelec!
*imagines brandelecs "oh oh oh face"
lol
-leah-
(aug 18 04, 15:05)haha you dont want none o' that
can't touch this.. uh oh uh oh uh oh
- -leah-0
haha you dont want none o' that
can't touch this.. uh oh uh oh uh oh
brandelec
(aug 18 04, 15:19)LOL!
*starts doing the humpty dance
fuckin eh for the bad 90's references
- grayhood0
no the hood has been washed since jox him me with his "bat" which we all know is the stick he keeps up his bung hole.
dude i thing you may have ionhaled some of those crack rox, you having delusion of grandure.
- brandelec0
oh my god, craig david has a gun!
grayhood, pass me some o' that stuff ur smokin buddy
*does the electric dance