Stalked at Work
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- gruntt0
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...
true luv.
- k0na_an0k0
veraicon. you must be hot.
if you are a woman call me.
- spaniard0
You should work on getting a female cop stalker aswell: 2 women obsessed by you, and total piece of mind in high risk urban areas...
- blackspade0
"so i assume this is an unattractive woman? cos if she is attractive it sounds like good times."
thats what im sayin
but if she is a security gurl, im guessing she got some junk so she can push men around if need be ?
- winter0
dude don't waste this chance.
check out the days she's on night-shift.
GO THERE!
don't mumbo-jumbo!
steal all you can and get your butt on the next flight to Rome. Nobody will find you round that mess.
- k0na_an0k0
maybe start driving to work with a woman blowup doll in your passenger seat. then at lunch go out and make out with it.
she'll totally think your taken and leave you alone.
or, you'll come out to your car one night and find a street sign through the front window and a note saying 'your girlfriend is dead, im your girlfriend now. strong bitch though. she never screamed once when we cut her to pieces just did a little SHHHHHHHpppttttptpt.'
- gruntt0
kona - she stabbed her once she cut a fart and flew out the window!
...sorry, that's a paraphrased punchline from a joke i heard in the 3rd grade.
- grayhood0
gruntt, i think i speak for everyone when i say we need to hear the whole joke now.
bio, send out an all office emial to everyone except here saying its the security bitch's b-day please meet in the conference room for free cake and ice cream.
then email her and say, i reserved the conference room for us, meet me there... naked.
its a classic.
- gruntt0
grayhood - good one.
as for the joke, i'm afraid i only remember the punchline. It had something to do with a drunk and an inflatable doll. The actual punchline, "i bit her tit, she cut a fart and flew out the window!"
- mayo0
i'm sorry Bio, that was actually my dad...in drag. He just thought you were a quasi-butch female and would appreciate the role-reversal. I've talked to him. He'll stop.
- Bio0
goddamn ya'll are some freaky motherfuckers. heheheh
vera, i don't plan on letting this go any further. i will speak with the woman and let her know in no uncertain terms that i am unavailable and know jujitsu.
sorry to hear about your unfortunate incident. people are fucked up. . .