crazy bet
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- swollenelbow
so my brother in law and i made a bet about 2 weeks ago. he is in florida and the bet was that next time we saw eachother that person had to have lost 20 pounds. this bet is for 300 dollars. here is the tough part...
he is coming up with my gf's sister on the 12th of november.
is there any legitimate way to lose 20 pounds by that date and win the bet? i've already got 7 pounds down, any tips from kona the exercise master as to how to reach my goal, and what foods will help me out.
i don't want to lose this money! thanks nt.
- SteveJobs0
keep your carb intake low, eat several small meals throughout the day to speed up your metabolism. don't eat 3hrs before bedtime. brisk exercise 30min./day AND run. cardio is important!
- menia0
firstof all, get away from your mother (or any cooking person)
- swollenelbow0
haha my mother is going to mexico! hah mexican moms are known for stuffing your face with just about anything! =)
thanks...yes! i am doing all of that...
what do you guys think my chances are? percentages! i'm not about to lose this shit! =)
- menia0
pounds = ? kilos
?
- SteveJobs0
it's a *slim chance.
seriously though, rapid weight loss is unhealthy. be carefull.
- contra0
Dysentry would do it. Hang around in sewers and you might get lucky.
- tara|gee0
drink at least a gallon of water a day and no caffine/sugars/carbs
- bulletfactory0
jus start doing crystal meth.
- GreedoLives0
cut off a leg...that's at least 20 pounds right there.
- nosaj0
Sure Fire solution... The old salmonella quick weight loss diet. I tried it out for about a week when I was in grade school and the pounds flew off.
Find out some more about it here:
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/healt…
- k0na_an0k0
just got in. here is what i think.
yes you can lose 20 but it won't be healthy or easy. you can lose 5-8 alone in water.
start by eating 5-6 small meals a day. 200 - 300 calories. drink 2 - 3 liters of water starting out, and a week before he/she arrives cut it back to only a liter.
cardio 45 minutes a day will help and to be honest, a laxitive will get out a few pounds too.
haha.
let me know if you need more!
- bulletfactory0
get a tapeworm. he'll help out.
- -leah-0
i wish i had a tape worm...
- k0na_an0k0
leah i got tape.
not sure if that helps.
- swollenelbow0
fuckin a! i'm up to it, the guy who i bet with is like this cocky cuban macho man and it will feel so good to show him up.
kona about the 5 to 6 small meals, what would you say a small meal consists of, and how spread out throughout the day should they be?
- del_razor0
high colonic..
the average person has about 7-10 lbs of static "matter" in their colon when they die
for 300 bucks? take it in the arse ;)
- gruntt0
question - has he lost any weight?
here's a trick. go buy some pork bbq today. Do not refridgerate.
do what kona suggests but the day before your competition is to arrive eat the bbq.
You'll loose a quick 10 pounds overnight.
- swollenelbow0
i spoke to him on the phone last night, and he asked, "are you ready for our war?" and i'm like what war, and he says "you know" i'm like yeah man i'm fuckin ready!! haha
he's a cocky bitch, i don't really know. he's got mind games tho.
gruntt what does that pork trick do to you?! never heard it before?
- -leah-0
swollenelbow, DON'T listen to gruntt!!! that pork trick could kill you!!!
- gruntt0
pork trick = good ol' fashioned food poisoning.
;)
...don't do it. it probably won't kill you but you'll wish you were dead.