Happy BD Moth
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- MX_OnD0
Ah'll drink tae the older ladies too :)
- chossy0
And I will drink to the ladies who are young and firm ones that you can bounce a pound coin off their cans and ass.
- moth0
The trick is finding the line between young and experienced.
I tested both.
- chossy0
Making love to two women at the same time, well done get tucked in my sexaully gratified amigo. Could you break me off a little some somethin.
- moth0
Not at the same time, mores the pity..
- chossy0
I once got pounced up on by two girls it was very very good. I got them to kiss aswell yeah boyeeeeee.
- taragee0
to early for your hoor talk
- chossy0
ruddy heck, should you not be asleep tara is it not well late or something back in my bed where you belong.
- taragee0
pfftlie id stay there laying in your hoorjuice covered sheets
- taragee0
hah ai mean like
- chossy0
oh my that was pretty rancid tara but I still would.
- moth0
i used to kiss my friend Andy when really drunk, and it really pissed off his Spanish girlfriend. She would actually get really jealous even though we're just fucking around.
Anyway, she turned the tables one day and kissed my girlfriend at the time, only their "kiss" went on about 2 minutes and there was hands everywhere... Honestly. A man didn't know where to look, except right at them.
- paraselene0
what a salacious birthday thread! you must be over the moon.
happy b-day!
i'm shocked to discover that i'm older than you...
- chossy0
what you did was poofy, what they did was sexy.
- moth0
Hmm. How old did everyone think I was?
- Blofeldt0
heh heh, "poofy"
- tomkat0
happy bd, mang!
- Blofeldt0
About 29/30 like me. But i always imagine everyone's my age
- MX_OnD0
nae offence like....
BUT
ye look like a 40 year aul hoooooooooooor wi' a facial growth, ken?
- paraselene0
i always think that people who are taller than me are older than me.
it's one of my regular methods of abandoning logical thought.