A skeleton walks into a pub
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- soda0
hey, sailor.
*passes the peanuts
buy me a marlon, wouldja?
paraselene
(Feb 11 05, 06:48)
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Bingo!*buys said drink, nips to the loo, checks supplies, removes wedding ring, fires himself a wink in the mirror
- soda0
blower always threw me, I'm sure it's not slang in the rhyming sense?
I'll ask me dad.Same for Delhi I reckon, Delhi belly describing the shits rather than rhying?
- paddywop0
Quiz: Whats a septic tank...para?
- Kuz0
bank?
- paddywop0
not quite kuz
- Kuz0
wank?
- paddywop0
you got the 'ank' bit, now it's a process of elimination. And a clue. Para is a septic tank.
- Kuz0
skank?
- Kuz0
lol
yank??
- paddywop0
no, the first one... or both?
Sorry para ;-)
- soda0
mutton
syrup
plates
2'n'8
bottle
chalfonts
Raspberry
Gingerall of the above are terms I use in conversation.
FACT!
er... I'll get me weasel
- iLotion0
4 o'clock on a friday n i'm already proper oliver - out me bout n up the frog i tell ya!
- Blofeldt0
I know it's not rhyming slang, but i always liked the term
'browned off'
- paddywop0
i'm roight braaawned oowff
- unfitdutchfat0
did someone say bones as in boner
- paddywop0
Lawd above! i 'ad a few Britney Spears at Frank Skinner an' now i'm Barb wired. , innit
*waitng nervously for soda to destroy me for not being authentic...sorry man
- soda0
*waitng nervously for soda to destroy me for not being authentic...sorry man
paddywop
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*slowly shakes head in distain
- iLotion0
More Mockney:
I'm just sat 'ere itchin me Belinda's
- soda0
4 o'clock on a friday n i'm already proper oliver - out me bout n up the frog i tell ya!
iLotion
(Feb 11 05, 08:02)--------------
what the bloody hell is that!?!?
Dick van Dyke just arrived Mary Poppins!!!!! ;)
- iLotion0
what the bloody hell is that!?!?
Dick van Dyke just arrived Mary Poppins!!!!! ;)
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hahahaha