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- waynepixel
Just failed my "Driving Test".
I really thought I was going to pass. My driving instructor did a mock test with me and everything went fine. Next thing I now I am in the car with the examiner and my nerves when to pot. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Five minutes into the test and I stall the car at the round about and fuck it all up. 20 minutes before that I did it perfect.
Second time lucky I guess.
- tim5250
'driving test' to get your license?
- madeGB0
never mind. Didn't pass the first time 'cause a: a fecking bus cut me up on the round-about then promptly lost which exit i was ment to take. b: a bleedin' drunkard ran across the road and I stupidly swearved around him instead of emergency stop - my reckoning though i'd hit him.
good luck for next time, sure you'll do it.
- emecks0
in Switzerland they send you to a psychiatrist if you fail 3 times....
- waynepixel0
The funny thing was, if it was not for the nerves the exam itself was easy.
Its just them dam nerves that got the better of me.
At least I can have a drink tonight, and the next exam, I now what to expect.
:)
- vburo0
In Luxemburg they cut your finger off if you fail three times .
- madeGB0
hehe they're a bit crazy them swiss folk and cars, not to mention guns there, phew!
- vburo0
just kidding man.
better luck next time. and stop being nervous. have a good smoke before you "take off"..
- madeGB0
my mate had a pint just to settle his nerves, mind you he shat himself and eat loads of polo mints....
- mogwai0
stall the car?! who's choice to drive a manual shift at a driving test?
in America, if you can start the thing, you're golden (unfortunately)
- vburo0
Well i gotta see an American drive a European car.. i can see it all:
"dayum, whuts that cuhraaazy stick doin there in the middle??"
- madeGB0
over here automatic drivers are looked on with suspicion.
- waynepixel0
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The stupid thing I did was.
Slowed down at the roundabout drop it into second and, stop. Then, forget its was in second gear and try and pull away. STOLL.
And I also mist a right turn. WTF.
Anyway.
Cheers for your support.
- Jnr_Madison0
My driving instructor over slept on the day of my test and I didn't get a lesson before I sat it. ..
..but I passed and how we laughed about it after. I would still have laughed if i'd failed but then he would of been stabbed multiple times in the neck and left for dead.
- waynepixel0
hahahaha
- Jnr_Madison0
Btw I failed my first test too and so did most almost eveyone I know. I'm sure they just do that to keep the money coming in. That's what I told myself anyway.
Good luck next time...and take a knife just in case.
- waynepixel0
I think a baseball bat would be more satisfying.
:)
- madeGB0
aye, and watch oout for those drunkards at crossroads!
- spendogg0
I failed my first time - i was going along fine and there was an ambulance behind me and his lights were not on. about a block later the fucker turned on his lights and ripped around me. the stooge giving me the test said i didnt pull over to the right (i was in the right lane). that is an automatic faliure - i told him i didnt have time and he said "F" bye
- del_razor0
in soviet russia... car drives you!
in soviet russia.. road forks you!