PVN Anthology II
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- Rand0
OK top-clapping here>>>
SEE:
okay ,now i am runing a problem strip!!!. and (tee hee) together with feet of lehm!! as near as a phantasiery of hell. not so-oo serois i see that for some of you here at NT with serios jobs: but the client of me is asking me for all the new firm marks branding of him: i make that ok!! 2point: ERKOL ok! Up on a CD i have 1 4color 1 rgb(flagg print press 3 color) to eps 1 backwars???? inverts?? ok. then also to screen map is rgb(1 more time)- i say then YES YES YES YES to all!!i have ok noweledge to this BUT it is when he is saying “grrr>>i will have logo with no white ok.no white (as transprarents) WHY CAN I NOT SAY YES TO HIM NOW?? you see so-oo far to see he is willing me to do a logo with no white he can then put up in for exampel PPT......also WORD (NO BAKFROMATION)SOLID10 0%-
i give out PSD file not flat and say BAND IT BAND IT OUT IT IN THE BAND OF YOU. for exampel he is talking all the time on “I HAVE all programs that you have at the job of you WHY CAN YOU NOT GIVE ME FILES, YOU FLECKER!!!! tee hee he is the leader of a paper mili!! what is that to a job fucking SOW!! SO I say put it on white allways EITHER OR BAND IT in 3 maybe colors more often than not the head/first colors he is using in PPT or corporate colors!!!! what can i do???help!! TRICK NOT APPERING !!!!!
wendell
(Apr 26 05, 04:31)
- JazX0
Because we don't need nor want their fucking cabbages, their weights and measures, their carrots, their banana rules, their saying that the shit the Scottish grew up on is not fucking good for anyone and I'd expect any self respecting Scot to stand up to protect a threatened haggis, as I will stand up to protect farmers and anyone else who's industry that once made the country proud is fucking run into the ground because the EU think they can do it better. What do they do with all the cucumbers and bananas that are the wrong fucking shape? THEY CAN SHOVE THEM UP THEIR ASSES, and fuck off back to enjoy their mussels or whatever they bloody eat.
Fuck the EU - because they have their fingers, in our pies, and we dont want their bloody fingers.
determinedmoth
(Apr 26 05, 07:39)
- JazX0
my parents were going to sign on to do a show called "growing up hokey" when i was a kid but reality television wasn't so big in the early 80's
nLHb
(Apr 26 05, 09:03)
- JazX0
Just email the client their logo through the fax, on an excel spreadsheet. Make sure it pops, and the text isnt too small. When you increase the size of the text however, the logo may appear smaller, so bump that up a bit too. Tell the client they've got a good eye for this sort of thing, then take their stupid pissing money and drink yourself half to death while you defrag and have your haircut in a vain attempt to purge the images of 'swooshes' and Arial Black (cause they wont buy Helvetica, and cant see the difference).
Rinse and repeat.
Welcome to the wonderful world of graphic design.
mikotondria2
(Apr 26 05, 09:46)
- vburo0
Fonticide?
digitalswarm
(Apr 26 05, 10:14)
- vburo0
when i was a kid i used to play with nothing but ninja turtles and transformers. my mom was afraid i was only playing with "violent" toys so bought my brother and i barbies. the frst day she gives it to us we undress them and make the ninja turtles have sex with them. i was just 6.
Fanco
(Apr 26 05, 10:14)
- rabattski0
ok do this.
1. Print out every character of Helvetica and on the top of this print-out write DIN or Univers
2. Put print-out on refridgerator door and make sure to look at it at least 50 times a day.
that way, you trick your barin into thinking it's something else when it isn't
JazX
(Apr 26 05, 10:19)
- JazX0
well, that's nice.
i saw a few puppies today. the neighbour girl (she's 10 now) was walking them. she said she was so happy with them (it was a birthday present). i said: "they are cute indeed! now be careful crossing that road and take good care of them!"
then i stared at the garden on the other side, with all the florishing plants and flowers.. and sunny it was!it made me smile.
:)
vburo
(Apr 26 05, 10:32)
- vburo0
[ in response to Jaline celebrating the 15th birthday of Hubble ]
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dudette, its a goddam machine, it dont even care if you have a cake with 15 candles.
rasko4
(Apr 26 05, 12:06)
- nLHb0
I Hate Bill Collectors. I hate people who would work as Bill Collectors. Scum.
Transcript of recent call:
BC: "Hi, This is Josh. Whom Am I speaking with?"
Me: "Hi Josh. WHo are you trying to call?"
"Whom am I speaking too?"
"You called me man, who are you trying to reach?"
"I am trying to reach the party at this number."
"Great, what is this in reference to?"
"Whom am I speaking to?"
"WHo are you trying to call?"
"Whom am I speaking to?"
"Look ass tell me who you are and where are you calling from..."
"Please sir, there is no reason to use profane language.."
"What are you calling about Josh?"
"I am calling from IC Systems sir.."
"Great Josh and what is this in refernece to.."
"Whom I speaking to..."
"Look pal, you called me. This is a personal cell phone number. Tell me what you are calling about..."
" I am Josh calling from IC Systems. Is this so-and-so company?"
"Ah! No Josh, this is not so and so company. This is a personal cel number."
"Sir, please don't try to lie to us. We know who you are."
"Great than why the heck were you asking who this was Josh?"
"May I please ask whom I am speaking with..?"
"Fuck you ass."
TheTick
(Apr 26 05, 12:41)
- JazX0
hahaha, thats awesome. quality move.
im a big fan of fucking with telemarketers.
TM: hi, im from magic 106.7 in boston, i would just like to ask you a few questions.
Me: shoot buddy.
TM: have you ever listened magic 106.7?
Me: yes i have.
TM: what kind of music do you listen to most?
Me: im a huge u2 fan.
TM: great, would you like to hear more u2 on magic 106.7?
Me: i sure would. now that you have asked me a few questions, may i ask you some?
TM: um... sure?
Me: ive had this rash down under for like 3 weeks, and it wont go away. what do you think it could possibly be?
TM: um... sir....
Me: also, i need your advice. i got wicked drunk last month and blacked out. when i woke up, i didnt know where i was and my pants were down... wait, do you think that could be how i got my rash?
TM: sir, i really dont think i...
Me: do you own any guns?
(they hang up)
mattyd
(Apr 26 05, 12:50)
- vburo0
so you are given a brief to do an ID for a company that FREEZES CUM and the best you can do is to rip the standard freezer logo?
Dude, THEY ARE FREEZING THE CUM OF ANIMALS, you have to do better than this.
Remember: ITS FROZEN ANIMAL CUM
rasko4
(Apr 26 05, 11:53)
- nLHb0
pftt... i made a maguyver dvd 3 years ago out of a coaster and some spitt.
grayhood
(Apr 26 05, 14:00)
- designerror0
2cents, please fax yourself to china.
mrdobolina
(Apr 26 05, 18:48)classic!
- designerror0
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lifeinbinary
(Apr 26 05, 19:01)(i am brushing up on my morse code)
- SteveJobs0
now i have that damn song in my head! i'm 20 minutes into my day and i already have a cheesy 80's song planted in my brain... this must be a lot like the start of jevad's day.
gruntt
(Apr 27 05, 05:23)
- vburo0
kuz and jox sitting in a tree....
what if they will have a terrible lovebaby..
will ite be called:
kox?
or jux?
hehe..
vburo
(Apr 27 05, 05:52)Juz' Kox
and lederhosen ;)
_smk
(Apr 27 05, 05:55)
- _smk0
cheers Janne :)
oh the word-play today...
- vburo0
Actually deadlines are more stressful when you're getting paid.
MIJA
(Apr 27 05, 08:19)YAY! it only took one of us 38 posts to actualy answer his question - a new record!! ;)
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_smk
(Apr 27 05, 08:23)lmao! but so true!
- designerror0
i'm working on a widget to cure hangovers - brb
BonSeff
(Apr 27 05, 19:50)