PVN Anthology II
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- ********0
So what happens to the father of the children?? Isn't that rape?
Chimp
(May 23 05, 05:07)Well yeah, but the fathers are probably too embarassed to press charges.
MX_OnD
(May 23 05, 05:16)
- vb_0
i'm also reading Getting Mentioned In The PVN Anthology Thread For Dummies.
rabattski
(May 23 05, 07:56)
- jevad0
why do they come all at once....my ex is coming back from india....this girl I was talking to last summer wants to hang....and I bagged her on friday and she still wants to hang......and now this new one...I dont get it....it gets warm out and they go into heat or something
liquid
(May 23 05, 10:25)
- jeedoubleu0
Wich designers do i MUSt know?? ...
miguelhahn
(May 22 05, 07:05)
--well the most legendary names in modern design are:
-nopattern
-2advanced
-the design kingin no particular order..
vb_
(May 22 05, 07:17)
- liquid0
You Weren't Forgotten Today.
SteveJobs
(May 23 05, 12:41)
- liquid0
jevad is my british-american idol....
ganon
(May 23 05, 13:51)
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Im lovin these today
- vb_0
It's all fun and games untill someone farts blood.
dopepope
(May 23 05, 15:34)
- jevad0
I mean, nobody liked me in high school except for the goth kids. I even played sports but somehow my volvo station wagon still got keyed every day.
I hope we can all accept who we are. Come on..designers are supposed to be friends.
wedgehead
(May 23 05, 17:18)
- Jaline0
Life is like a box of chocolates... You go thru each one of those little decorated pieces only be disgusted by about 90% of them. So you leave most of sitting there, covered in spit, leaking all of it's internal goodness (which someone else might like), and you finish off the ones you enjoy... then when you realize that you have consumed all of your favorites, you let the box sit there for about 4 more days, opening it periodically, as if your favorites are going to magically re-appear... finally, you get so pissed off, and so frustrated that you throw the box away, leaving the half-eaten morsels to rot their remaining days away at a landfill or to be eaten by feral dogs. Then you go to the corner store and buy a Snickers bar and you realize that after all this time, it's the nuts that really satisfied you.
Then you piss in a cup.
And make someone drink it.
Point5
(May 24 05, 08:29)
- e-pill0
I always thought Christopher Walken would've made a cool whacked out Obi Wan Kenobi..
"Your father gave me..this...light saber. I've had ...this light... saber up my ass....."
TheTick
(May 24 05, 09:56)
- _salisae_0
randoman is the kind of guy that if you invited him to a housewarming party he would tell you how bad the neighborhood is all while drinking your beer and eating your food.
gruntt(May 25 05, 06:31)
- spongebob0
if i can star in it i'm in.
opening scene.
me: damn i wish i had a boner
*instantly a spray can of boner juice pops into my hand.
me: oh wow!
*i spray it on pee pee
me: omg, this is the biggest and best boner EVER!
priest: son, can you please refrain from using that until mass is ended.
*camera pans back to show i'm sitting in church
me: i'm otta here, i have to use this boner!
*on the way out i'm knocking off womans bonets, and hitting books in the pew and knocking over old ladies as i walk out with massive boner.
then your product will sell millions and we'll be famous. then we can have gay sex.
can't wait. let me know when you want to start filming randoman.
kOna
(May 25 05, 08:01)
- ********0
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MrDinky
(May 25 05, 09:49)
- grayhood0
in kona's post below i mis read "on the way out i'm knocking off womans bonets," as "on the way out i'm knocking off womans bone-etts", as in the female version of a boner.
my inner 4th grader can not stop laughing
if i can star in it i'm in.
opening scene.
me: damn i wish i had a boner
*instantly a spray can of boner juice pops into my hand.
me: oh wow!
*i spray it on pee pee
me: omg, this is the biggest and best boner EVER!
priest: son, can you please refrain from using that until mass is ended.
*camera pans back to show i'm sitting in church
me: i'm otta here, i have to use this boner!
*on the way out i'm knocking off womans bonets, and hitting books in the pew and knocking over old ladies as i walk out with massive boner.
then your product will sell millions and we'll be famous. then we can have gay sex.
can't wait. let me know when you want to start filming randoman.
kOna
(May 25 05, 08:01)
- k770
you want a timeline and fries with that?
rasko4
(May 25 05, 15:40)
- ********0
if you think white rice is better than brown rice... would that make you 'ricist'?
*hi hat
PonyBoy
(May 26 05, 00:55)
- e-pill0
*summons 10'ooo farting golems
pascii
(May 26 05, 06:40)
- rasko40
so in a few months the paris hilton hype will be over.. who will fill the gap?
another bleached anorexia muppet of plasto surgical perversion?
named after a hotel and a city?
Berlin Ritz?
Madrid Carlton?
London Waldorf-Astoria??
vb_
(May 26 05, 15:40)
- paraselene0
You may need some of this info when you get older, young man!
stem
(May 27 05, 03:59)Here's hoping. Only thing i've impregnated recently is a sock.
skt
(May 27 05, 04:06)
- ********0
"oooo ... innit hot!"
"oooo ... innit cold!"
that's why i never take public transport!
digilee
(May 27 05, 06:12)