Saved by the Bell
- Started
- Last post
- 19 Responses
- Jaline
Lisa's last name is Turtle, Jessie's middle name is Myrtle, and Zack's pet turtle's name is Myrtle.
Someone had some fun.
- raybolger20
and Tori Spelling wore a girdle!
- vburo0
and the turtle never hurtled..
- versa0
thank god tori isn't fertle
- vburo0
..so i can safely take her up the arse in the wax myrtle..
- Jaline0
I mean:
http://www.bustedtees.com/produc…
Some people are saved by a near-death experience; others by their personal lord and savior, for example, Jesus Christ. The rest of us, of course, are Saved by the Bell.
- vburo0
i was saved by jacques brel.
- Jaline0
are u trying to pollute the thread?
- Jaline0
hahaha, for sure
- Jaline0
Dustin Diamond came to our university a few months ago and almost cried when he was talking about how he's never been taken seriously because of his role as Screech.
- vburo0
spot on, helv!!!
- kingjulien0
Screetch came to UC Santa Barbara in 1996 as the lead singer of some punk band. During the first song some kid in the front row threw a bud light and hit him in the head. Screetch fell down, completely unconscious, and was booed off the stage.
I kid you not.
- mattyd0
haha, damn, i feel bad for the poor dude. apparently he wasnt taken seriously on the set either.
"you let screech in the fucking club but you wont let me?!'
-made
- Jaline0
oh geez. that's horrible.
On a completely unrelated note, Metric (the band) came to Ottawa a few months ago and no one danced or applauded them after they were done the show. How horrible is that? I would like to personally apologize to them, even though I didn't go to the show.
I know they're awesome live.
- Jaline0
Oh, it's okay to hit someone with a can if they're like Ashlee Simpson. Or Jessica Simpson. In fact, the entire family should be hit with cans.
- mevsthem0
AC Slater OWNZ U.
- canuck0
mwhahahaha