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- QuincyArcher
http://www.mybiopro.com/BioProTe…
read the product description, and laugh.
i'm no scientist, so i can't verify the ethereal claims regarding their magic stickers...but i'm willing to bet that biopro's cell chip is going to defend you from brain-frying, DNA altering EMF emissions from you cell phone...
DISCUSS! I command IT!
- Jaline0
i believe you
- todelete__20
it would have been better if they had thrown the phrase 'flux capacitor' in there somehow.
- scarabin0
no, the shit works
i have one and have never once mutated
- grafholic0
i like how they put strong tags.
i haven't used strong tags forever.
- QuincyArcher0
i like how they put strong tags.
i haven't used strong tags forever.
grafholic
(Apr 12 05, 14:37)and around the most random words, no less.
- designerror0
Developed by German Scientist
hahahahahaha what a sales pitchheard today in the news, that cellphones don't mess with your brain or dna.. it's all hyped up bullshit so companies can't sell shit like this
- grafholic0
exactly, QA!!!!
lol!!!
like german SCIENTISTS.
why didn't they use capital letters while they were at it.
- dippy0
Haha, i love how they emphasized German *Scientist*. Way better than a German schoolteacher, or a German retail sales manager, or a German lifeguard.
And it's a good thing my Samsung is not on the list of the Top 10 highest radiation phones.
- todelete__20
1. Motorola V120c 1.55
1.55 WHAT in terms of highest radiation phone on the market?
- QuincyArcher0
1.55 WHAT in terms of highest radiation phone on the market?
kOna
(Apr 12 05, 14:43)duh..."points"!
- scarabin0
jiggawatts
- todelete__20
duh..."points"!
QuincyArcher
(Apr 12 05, 14:44)
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haha. ok. out of 2? per million? its so random and unexplanitory.
- grafholic0
read their "about us" section.
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BIOPRO Technology provides REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGIES TO PROTECT AND ENHANCE cellular health by delivering a NEW GENERATION OF WELLNESS SOLUTIONS. Our mission is to EMPOWER individuals to OPTIMIZE their physical and financial well being by SHARING THIS COMPELLING VISION GLOBALLY touching one life at a time.
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i'm about to cry.
- QuincyArcher0
"WELLNESS SOLUTIONS"?
they need a new copy writer...
i keep searching their site in hopes of finding some kind of holy amulet...with a product description like..."drenched in the blood of Achilles, with a lovely Tree of Sephiroth etching, this relic is guaranteed to give you the strength of ten men, and the ability to ward off ravening spectres."
and then one of the bullet points could be "developed by german SCIENTIST"
- designerror0
Developed by German Scientist
still cracks me up.. hahhahahhaa
fuck it, i'm gonna that on my website too..
- JazX0
*inserts 5 of those chips into penis
don't forget I am a robot, how do you think I post so much
- gabriel20
forget the cell phone shield, I want this:
- grafholic0
forget the cell phone shield, I want this:
www.bioprotechnology.c...
gabriel2
(Apr 12 05, 14:53)
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but it wasn't developed by german SCIENTIST....
- QuincyArcher0
yeah, so how do we know it's legit?
- dippy0
LOL grafholic.