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- swollenelbow
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
- Jaline0
wow i like these stories!
make up some more! more more!
- todelete__20
i once put a gummie worm up my nose and forgot about it.
years later i sneezed and it shot out on my date.
we later made sweet sweet love.
- acescence0
you ripped that from a movie
- acescence0
the puke thing
- nLHb0
stand by me
- gruntt0
i once made out with sally jesse raphael.
- Jaline0
i lurrrve that movie
- radar0
NO, it's from Goonies!
- radar0
your thinking of story in SBM where fat kid ate castor oil before pie eating contest.
- todelete__20
I'm the guy who left the beer bottle in the sewer for Heraldo to find.
Damn... still had a bit of beer left in it too... what was I thinking?!?
- gruntt0
NO, it's from stand by me...
- scoops0
No, that's chunk from goonies!
- anzelina0
it's totally from goonies.
stand by me had a similar scene.
however, this whole monologue was delivered by the fat kid when the bad guys held his hand over a blender.
- swollenelbow0
haha yes boys and girls it's from the goonies.
baby ruth?
- blaw0
"however, this whole monologue was delivered by the fat kid when the bad guys held his hand over a blender."
quite simply the best sentence i've read all day.
- gruntt0
i stand corrected
- anzelina0
HEY YOU GUYS!
- version30
i once posted a link as cloned and before i could repost, i had "struck out" and had to come back as version3, then I fooled everyone into thinking I was nice by hosting the PSBattles
http://pixeltwins.com/viewer/ind…
but then once everyone saw the domain name they caught on, now everyone thinks I'm a jerk again
fukkers ://
- swollenelbow0
"I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaa a"
lol i always laugh soo hard at that, just classic.