No more internet on MAC
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- Meeklo
I was walking to the store, and this 2 kids where chatting about how his computer got some how unpplugged and he couln't get online anymore.
Reliable sources Identify that computer as a macintosh computer.
- snuggles0
damn this new pope..
- QuincyArcher0
really? someone report it to slashdot, NOW!!
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- todelete__20
do the world a favor and next time throw the kids off a cliff.
- gruntt0
this just in
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- version30
my interwebs aren't working either
i can't log onto NT
*checks email and uploads client site
i hope it comes back up soon ://
- vwsung18t0
a really steep cliff
- randoman0
I head they were gonna stop making graphics for MAC computers and MAC users will have to use text only soon. OS XI is said to be all ascii and apples new line of cinema displays are gonna be monochrome. WHY!!!??
- Jaline0
what? Britney Spears is having a baby? Since when?
- gruntt0
i can't read.
- snuggles0
* looks for ethernet port on his abacus..
- randoman0
I wonder if people on Britney's fan boards talk shit about Newstoday, someone go check...
- QuincyArcher0
the deranged hobo out in front of the office said that apple was going to drop its support for apple! can you believe that!
- todelete__20
also while your at it punch that kids parents for raising a retard.
- johannes0
adobe bought the internet
- fake_it_up0
i read that cnn just purchased the news... all of it
- ribit0
Apparently Newstoday will soon only be available by regular post.
Topics on the PVN will be mailed to all the subscribers, and you will have to send a letter to everyone when you post a topic.
If you send a blank envelope with 'Refresh' marked on the back, they will send you an updated list of topics. Mark the checkboxes for the topics you want to read, and within 7-10 days (allow longer for non-US addresses), you will recieve the latest Topic list in sealed envelopes. If you request First Class delivery, a woman will deliver to your door and sing 'Newstoday' when you open the door.
Open the appropriate envelopes to read the Topics, and reply by post.
To ignore someone, ask your local post office to have their postings returned to sender.
- randoman0
New and Improved Newstoday - all of the satrical disinformation you love, now with 50% less facts!
- mogwai0
Adobe bought the internet?
- snuggles0
Adobe stole my virginity..
- fake_it_up0
myn too