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- UndoUndo
their is so much pointless venting on NT these days I thought I would start a thread for you to dump all yr shit , vent yr anger, and talk randomn shit.
just let it all out.
hopefully we can make NT a cleaner place!
* stop laughing at the back
- mattyd0
i just had some mexican food for lunch and i just retired to the bathroom to take a massive...
oh wait a minute, this isnt what i thought it was about.
- mogwai0
Its not something that happens every day. If it were, I would run a warm bath, and make an opening down the length of each of my forearms with a small cold blade. That being said, it is something that happens more frequently with age. Age only being the container here for an unfulfilling life of monotony, broken up with illegal substances, mental vacations with a side effect of destroying my nerves, and a residual hatred of reality.
It all started one day in the break room at work, slouched under the glowing flourescent lamps staring at the timer on the microwave as it knocks away the digital lcd of existence. It attempts to heat my tea. 2:47, 2:46, 2:45, 2:44. Those are seconds of my life that i will never see again. If that mattered to me, i would not be writing this. God it takes forever to reach even 2:00, imagine how long it will take to reach 0. The worn out refrigerator is drilling its moans into my eardrums, breaking my spirit. i can hear the revolving motor of the ancient engine keeping rythem with the timer. Maybe 3 small moans every second. It too cannot stand to wait. Something about the rythem reminds me of a dream, and the seconds hang, 2:27, 2:27, 2:27.
The dream, triggers another, which triggers another, and then its rapid-fire, completely out of control at this point. As I try to decipher them, they come only quicker, spiraling down into a deeper, darker depth of my mind. Its completely fucking frightening, but i accept it with curiosity. Faces, motives, plots, settings, twisted together, dark and surreal. Did I mention, that I am about to pass out. That I can feel the blood being sucked away from my face, sweating cold. That a dark vignette surrounds my vision at this point, and i am completely fucking loosing it. Yet i chase the visions further, will it ever stop? I am actually having the dreams at this point. Hello panick attack. I am sitting now, covering my face with my hands, which is surely ghost white. An occational fat fuck in a tie walks by and glances my direction, a million judgements pouring through his brains in my direction.
"Whats wrong with that guy? God this place used to be a professional environment, when did they start letting all these wierd, depressing wrecks work here."I know his thoughts. I am throwing up now, something green. Or am I? Nope, just another vision that twists off into the next. I can feel my heart beeting in my face, and it slowing down as blood rushes back in. The visions are slowing in pace, weakening like the final pulses of an orgasm. I can hear the refrigerator moan again and then... a hand on my shoulder....
"Your shirt.... its... fantastic" i am certainly not ready for conversation.
"Oh, thanks"
I turn slowly, only partially, too put her only in my peripheral vision. A middle aged asian woman stares lazily at the pattern on the back of my button down, short sleeve, collared shirt. Her eyes dart quickly up to my forehead as i turn, then back to my shoulder. A long silence follows.
"I am just stunned by that pattern, where did you get it?" she pries.
"Um.. a thrift store, in new Orleans" i really dont remember, and chances are it was one of those trendy little vintage novelty shops on Magazine St. I can feel pasty sweat stillon my forehead, and my hair is matted to it.
"Do you mind if I look at the tag?" She asks as she slips two fingers between my collar and neck.
At this point I have no idea if this is really happening. Is this some kind of dream? With a frustrated look, she walks away. I see her stop a friend in the hallway, and they both look in my direction.
Now mind you people tent to leave me alone around here, rather, ignore me, and for that I am completely fucking grateful. The more I feel I dont exist at work, the moreI feeel I am not working. Why the sudden interest in me?
The asian woman walks away down the hall, her friend is now approaching me, staring at my chest.
- UndoUndo0
excellent effort by mogwai
how much better do you feel know eh?!!
- JazX0
*see 'Stop Complaining' thread I originated
- mogwai0
i will live another day.
- UndoUndo0
*see 'Stop Complaining' thread I originated
JazX
(Apr 29 05, 09:17)...................................
i'm sorry jazX, not trying to divert attention away from yr thread, just providing a true venting service that compliments yr thread .
:)
- JazX0
*see 'Stop Complaining' thread I originated
JazX
(Apr 29 05, 09:17).................... .................... ....
i'm sorry jazX, not trying to divert attention away from yr thread, just providing a true venting service that compliments yr thread .
:)
UndoUndo
(Apr 29 05, 09:20)no it's good it's the opposite of my thread. hahaha you just made me think of that one...
- brooke0
I don't have anything to complain about - HOWEVER...
I can't wait to show him my logo concept!!
- JazX0
I can't wait to show him my logo concept!!
brooke
(Apr 29 05, 09:28)who's him?
- bk_shankz0
have clift notes of Mogwai. is too much small type.
- brooke0
Oh, you know.
HIM.
- bk_shankz0
2x a day at work. Thia food is lubraicating.
- UndoUndo0
HIM? u wanna b careful their brooke. i smell danger
- brooke0
Danger is my middle name.
- nLHb0
hottt
- JazX0
Oh, you know.
HIM.
brooke
(Apr 29 05, 09:30)yeah that is hott. HIM is HIM and leave it at THAT!
btw, I'm voting for you brooke for the next presidency. that should piss some political people off real nice. ;)
- grayhood0
i don't care for eggs.
- UndoUndo0
i don't care for eggs.
grayhood
(Apr 29 05, 09:50)...................................
this is great use of this thread. take note ppl
- brooke0
Eggs make me nauseous, always have. I have to stick with just egg whites, which is better anyway.
Brooke for President 2008.
- buddylee0
Anyone else see Hydro74's work in the mag recently?
It's a great magazine that features a bunch of vector artwork.
It is made by these folks.
http://www.paragon.co.uk/mags/pw…