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- gruntt0
start every sentence with, "Today, on Newstoday..."
- vburo0
don't forget to have sex at the end of the night, girls love that sh*t
nLHb
(May 3 05, 11:38)omfg! girls like "it" too?
- gruntt0
wear your prettiest dress
- brandelec0
me: "Oh man today on NT, brandelec said hooor and everyone lol'd!"
date: "take me. now."
- gruntt0
keep a small ziploc bag, full of cologne, in your pocket.
take her somewhere nice to watch the sunset.
the moment the sun sets pull out the bag, burst it on your chest and take her clubbin'
- uberdesigner0
you know when people say "just be yourself"? yeah, don't do that
- nLHb0
gold jerry, GOLD!
- gruntt0
always refer to sex as "naked touchies"
- brandelec0
wait wait
so do i take out the ring before or after teh naked touchies??
- gruntt0
wait wait
so do i take out the ring before or after teh naked touchies??
brandelec(May 3 05, 12:01)
play it by ear. if you're already having naked touchies no need to give her a ring.
if you feel your close to naked touchies but you need a little something extra. go ahead and propose.
- gruntt0
when she answers the door at the beginning of the date, look her up and down and say something romantic like, "mmm, mmm, mmm. I'd hit that like a foster child."
- nLHb0
ask her if she has ever made sweet sweet love on a cot, and if not is she willing to try. if she says yes, she is in like flynn
- grafholic0
if you end up having naked touchie, please don't say "thank you for having naked touchie with me" afterwards.
a guy said that once, and that destroyed everything.
- nLHb0
ew no doubt grapholic, barf! or if the guy is like "i am good huh?" like shut the hell up creepo, don't ruin the moment.
- gruntt0
say, "oh i'm sorry. were you finished?"
- grafholic0
no it wasn't like he was all confident or anything...he was the total opposite and was truly thankful for the fact that i had naked touchie with him.
i need a little more confident man.
- k770
ring? wtf?
slow down tito.
- uberdesigner0
talk incessantly about your ex girlfriends
- nLHb0
i hear what you are saying grafh, i am just putting two sides of the perspective out there, the wussy man, and the over confident idiot.
- snuggles0
100!?