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- emecks0
right who is going to cover the rear??
emecks
(May 11 05, 03:46)I'm going to cover mine if Kuz turns up
- paraselene0
i'm here! albeit intermittently. everyone must've got busy all-of-a-sudden like.
poor mx. you're here making great jokes about the rear and nobody's here to cover it!
- emecks0
i'm here! albeit intermittently. everyone must've got busy all-of-a-sudden like.
poor mx. you're here making great jokes about the rear and nobody's here to cover it!
paraselene
(May 11 05, 03:56)tsk, I ask you can't even rely on a fucken journalist to turn up....
what is this business coming to? I remember a time when it was all very very different.....
- paraselene0
who's the journalist? vespa?
- index0000
haha ... yeah, it was probably a bit harsh but it's early morning still and my nescafe hasn't kicked in just yet!
jamble
(May 11 05, 02:21)Nescafe? You'll wait all day for that shit to kick in, get yourself a proper coffeee...
- emecks0
who's the journalist? vespa?
paraselene
(May 11 05, 04:27)Any fucken journalist..... time was a hiJacken was newsworthy, we were a feared and respected breed. Alas this is no longer the case in a world obsessed with celebrity we'll only ever make the front page again if we're lucky enough to hiJack the Beckhams or some other equally dull celebrity cunts....
- chossy0
yee haw I'm gonna gets me some hyjack steer y'all.
- emecks0
yee haw I'm gonna gets me some hyjack steer y'all.
chossy
(May 11 05, 04:48)*acknowledges the arrival of backup
*kick's driver in head contrary to promises of non-violence
- paraselene0
i think that it's down to hijacking being a lost art.
look at us! fumbling around trying to plan a hijacking. oh, the shame. whatever happened to spontaneity?
we need a new medium, is what.
- chossy0
*bounds over emacks and sinks teeth into back of drivers neck to finish him off.
*tears a strip of flesh off for all the boys and girls aswell it's not a frenzy guys we do have some manners
- chossy0
*snarls at paraselen for fucking up the chi of a potentialy bono hijacking :(
- emecks0
*bounds over emacks and sinks teeth into back of drivers neck to finish him off.
*tears a strip of flesh off for all the boys and girls aswell it's not a frenzy guys we do have some manners
chossy
(May 11 05, 04:51)Right who has got a fucken license to drive this bus (and doesn't mind getting a little blood from the previous driver on their clothes)??
Next stop Kabul yacunt.
- emecks0
*snarls at paraselen for fucking up the chi of a potentialy bono hijacking :(
chossy
(May 11 05, 04:52)*phones the press to inform them that Bono is one of the hostages
*Kicks Bono in the pips to keep the fucker moaning.
- paraselene0
*leaps into driver's seat brandishing international driver's license which is only valid for ONE MORE DAY!
thank god i get to use it at least once before it's too late!
phew!
*wipes brow and throws some chi in chossy's direction
- emecks0
*spots paparazzi in the rearview mirror
Right every cunt up the back of the bus, not you Bono, you're excluded from the fun stuff,
*moons the paparazzi
- chossy0
*laps up the chi and fires of a few barks at the paparatzzi
- emecks0
*spots a white fiat screeching across the road in front of the tunnel,...
- chossy0
*drops a load of dogs eggs as he fears a crash
- emecks0
fuck sake para are you drunk at the wheel??
- skt0
* phones up the daily mail.
Right boys, we are about to have front page news for the next 10 years.