Too hot
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- tkmeister0
This girl I was just in the elevator with. she's too hot, my heart was beating so fast I thought it's gonna pop out.
- mrming0
Surely you had air con indoors though Jaz?
- kelpie0
Jaz worked in a corrugated iron hut (with a dial up). He's pure "look at my fuckin tan Limey" hard he is...
- nessdog0
My fingers are sticking to my keys and my trackpad's gone mental. Euuw.
Someone should invent a cool t-shirt that you put in the freezer over night and wear throughtout the day, with that blue fluid they use in freezer blocks for cool bags. Stylish ;).
- vespa0
mrming be a luv - hijack an icecream van and drive it over my ways? mr whippy dont come round here no more...
- imakedesign0
you are in the UK so bring your coat in tomorrow.
- mrming0
I heard that Jaz actually worked inside a pvc tent with a giant magnifying lens instead of a roof. What's worse the firm required all staff to wear full motorcycle leathers and a helmet at all times.
- JazX0
Surely you had air con indoors though Jaz?
mrming
(Jun 23 05, 06:46)hahha yeah right, I was lucky I had water and electricity...
it was dry heat though, desert mostly, but damndahotheatsun
- nessdog0
Wowza, you're so hardcore JazX ;).
- mrming0
vespa - an ice cream van does come by actually - I think he sells drugs out the hatch on the other side too - I'll send him over to the beeb after.
- robotron3k0
when i used to live in austin, it would easily hit 110+ in the summer, the best way we found to keep cool was to pick up a 32 oz. Big Gulp from 7-11 and put it between you your legs.
- JazX0
I heard that Jaz actually worked inside a pvc tent with a giant magnifying lens instead of a roof. What's worse the firm required all staff to wear full motorcycle leathers and a helmet at all times.
mrming
(Jun 23 05, 06:50)very true but you forgot the part about using the magnifying glass to locate my penis as well. I used it to do circumcisions on new borns Africans. Ahhh the AIDS filled blood, I can still smell it baking in the sun now. Those were the days.
*Sigh
;)
- JazX0
- DragKng0
Here is a trick I used when I was a rooptop patio drink hoor.
Take a cloth, stick 3 ice cubes in it, wrap it around your neck, (placing ice cube-y area on the back of your neck) attach/slip ends through something (twist tie, metal binder ring, left-over licorice).
Good for keeping that jugular cold.
It works!
- kelpie0
hahaha, sweet braids Jaz...
- vespa0
aw fanks mrming, buy yourself a flake 99 too, my treat
but some practical tips:
1. underwear in the fridge
2. put a bowl of ice underneath a desk fan, make your own air-con!
- JazX0
2. put a bowl of ice underneath a desk fan, make your own air-con!
vespa
(Jun 23 05, 07:01)is that a French Air Conditioner?
- mrdobolina0
it is supposed to be 90°F in milwaukee today. hot hot hot.
lots of half-dressed ladies walking around.
- MrDinky0
its 27 to day.. and 33 tomorrow.. with humidity, its gonna be 42
- JazX0
lots of half-dressed ladies walking around.
mrdobolina
(Jun 23 05, 07:14)lovely