the para 5000
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- skt0
yep. mine too.
- determinedmoth0
Kinky buggers.
- skt0
- skt0
- skt0
- kelpie0
sorry
x
- skt0
hahahaha.
- skt0
- paraselene0
hahahaaa! good one, kelpie.
i wasn't even reading the names anymore. caught unawares!
digging that bibleview site. all sorts of wild little graphics.
- Kuz0
no way! not little old paraselene.
i remember her when she were nowt by a moon-puppy!
xxx
- blaw0
hooray!
happy 5k.
- skt0
- kelpie0
The para 5000 comes from the future, a distant future where man needs machines to help him form relationships, that's how sorry man has gotten, it's a damn mess. In an effort to stave off this bleak future, scientists of that era have sent the para 5000 back in time to save the world of today, thus averting our horrible future fate and setting up a temporal paradox that we try not to think about. "Great," you say, "But what can the para 5000 do for me?" It can give you answers to all your relationship questions, that's what! So ask away, oh weary traveller, ask and be answered!!
- soda0
- paraselene0
"the entire thing was filled with smoke and small prawns"
haha!
- skt0
Dear para 5000 why does my willy leak at night time?
- paraselene0
(psst: soda...
that's a HEmale!
:O
oh no, did you fancy him?)