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Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fish
- spongebob0
I want my 5 seconds back.
- quickanddirty0
Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
- jox0
Wha?
- MX_OnD0
tish tish tish and pish
- nicko0
Ceci n'est pas une lightbulb
- wristtattoo0
why don't art students look out of the window in the morning?
they won't have anything to do in the afternoon if they do.
*runs
- skt0
How do you make a dead dog float?
Half dead dog. Half ice cream.
- skt0
Poor wee mary fae govan hasnae got any legs and is sitting at a bus stop waiting for the bus. After a while tam the bus driver pulls up at the stop and opens the doors.
"Aright mary doll, how you gettin oan?"