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- swollenelbow0
look just take a fuckin shower dude, and scrub.
how gross do you have to be walking around with shit in your ass crack?
- driftlab0
I'd say the moral can be narrowed down to practicing proper hygiene.
- -scarabin-0
that's what i'm saying.
take a fucking shower.
- swollenelbow0
yeah it's not like "i went camping and didn't shower for 3 days"
it's like you're walking around normal day to day with shit in your ass.
damn.
- LouSeffer0
mix in a baby wipe ya mensa
- dSynthesis0
maybe it's not so much that he's gross as it is a matter of technique.
You know.......the old wadding or folding debate?
No?
- radar0
you wipe forwards, backwards, or the combo technique?
- LouSeffer0
however, if i was goint to take a razor to my ass, it would be a mach3
- designaked0
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read....actually, I couldn't even make it through the entire thing because I was laughing so goddamn hard that I had everyone in all of the other cubicles started staring at me. I emailed it to myself to finish up later.
Not only is the topic hilarious but the writing is awesome. Good work mate.
BRING US MORE!!!!
- emokid0
use wet toilet paper
- cosmo0
by far the best thread ever. Kinda sick, but hilarious. Feel bad for you buddy. Hope those hair grows back and u r not balding down there.
- dSynthesis0
radar - i wipe backwards with a good amount of folded TP.
Actually I wrap it around the hand a few perimeters.....then remove and re-position in the palm for a good pass.
- fullerc0
I had a nightmare last night about taking a shit at a club last night.
My shirt tale got in the bowl and got a poop stain, I had to wipe so much it clogged the bowl, I stunk up the co ed bathroom, I had to take of my pants and underwear and wash out the skid marks. I forgot to lock the door and someone opened the door and I was there almost completely naked with poop all over my hands and everyone at the club saw me.
That dream was scarier than any Bigfoot or clowns under my bed nightmares!
- sherman0
*puts down razor
Phewww just in time
Thanks!
- Point50
*pukes
- swollenelbow0
*puts down spoon
damn those lentils were good. now, who has the dingle berries?
- zaven0
does the italian word
"tarzanelli"
means anything to you?