I just saw the funniest thing...
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- mangosnot
So in the back of my apartment, is a room where the heater, and central air unit is located, along
with a window. Whenever it's cold outside, I open the window and have a smoke.
So I'm smokin and I notice this big white station wagon that is not a regular car on the block,
and two heads are just chillen inside. So I'm watchin them, the voyuer that I am, to try and
see if anything funky will go down in there. They turn the car on, do a u-turn, and park
right across from where they first were. A garbage truck pulls up behind them, to empty some
cans that are next to them. as soon as the truck leaves, the driver gets out, goes over to
the parking meter that is next to the passenger side, and tosses it in the backseat. He gets back in,
makes out with the passenger chick and dips. hahahaa! I never see shit like that happen on my
block, so it was pretty amusing. And I swear that I have seen that car lurking around before too.
that made my night.
- mangosnot0
I'm serious, I know its a bit long, but read it, its funny
- mangosnot0
Bump for those who have not read this. It's a bit long, BUT TRUST ME, this will make your day!
- Bottlerocket0
well that's 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.....
- Gilt0010
So the dude actually stole a parking meter??
WTF!?!
- mangosnot0
lol. there's worse things in life bottle rocket...
- honest0
"Son, I'm only gonna say this to you once.... If you want to continue working here... stay off the drugs."
Mr.McDowell, Coming to America
- todelete__20
he stole the parking meter!?!
haha! nice.
- mangosnot0
So the dude actually stole a parking meter??
WTF!?!
Gilt001
(Oct 28 05, 08:08)
+++++++++++++++++++++ya, lifted it out of the ground. Those f*ckers are heavy. The part that cracks me up, is that the couple made out when they were in the clear. Like a celebratory kiss or something, lol.
- e_b_c0
how the hell did he get it off? unscrew the top? that seems too easy.
- flavorful0
Fuck ... I didn't think anyone was watching.
Hahah, what part of town was this?
Ridiculous!
- mangosnot0
"Son, I'm only gonna say this to you once.... If you want to continue working here... stay off the drugs."
Mr.McDowell, Coming to America
honest
(Oct 28 05, 08:09)
+++++++++++++++++++I'm not the one on drugs, apparently....
- mangosnot0
how the hell did he get it off? unscrew the top? that seems too easy.
e_b_c
(Oct 28 05, 08:11)
+++++++++++++++++++++At the bottom, there is a bolt that secures the meter in a fixture that is cemented in the ground. My theory is that earlier, he unscrewed the bolt, came back later and took the meter. BTW, the guy took th e the whole deal, the meter AND the pole its attached to.
- dopepope0
what does the garbage truck have to do with this story?
- e_b_c0
when i was living in oakland there would be parking meters in the middle of a row of parking meters that looked like the housings had been hacked off. it made me smile twice. first, because someone would do that. and second because i got free parking.
- mangosnot0
what does the garbage truck have to do with this story?
dopepope
(Oct 28 05, 08:15)++++++++++++++++++++++
Not really anything. Sorry, I am not the best writer. The garbage truck came by to pick up the garbage, thats all. No connection with the meter thief at all.
- todelete__20
dude, they were making out afterwards cause they were so happy they had enough change to buy a carton of smokes.
- waynepixel0
And the funny bit is.?
- tasty0
no connection to youe knowledge..hmmmm
- Gilt0010
I think the garbage truck might just be superfluous.
"Baby I've got us a parking meter, let me give you some sugar!"
- mangosnot0
And the funny bit is.?
waynepixel
(Oct 28 05, 08:20)
++++++++++++++++GOD! I said it before, the celbratory makeout! I guess the humor is not dry enough for ya wayne-o.
enough money to get smokes or dope kona.