photoshop worker wage
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- carver
i got to hire a photoshop worker this week, london based..as i'm in marketing i'm not really sure what to offer?? i had two people in mind, one's a woman that learned photoshop at nightclasses, the other called Amann, so i'm not so sure. any pointers on this, it's just for the pre-christmas rush and office joke christmas cards!
- jox0
WON MEELIYAN DOLLAR!
- carver0
fuckin roofrack!
- pascii0
get the chick.
- rasko40
well, ones a woman and one sounds like a foriegner, so in other words - both can easily be exploited for minimum wage or below, so it seems to me that the only wise option for any noble man with a good and noble business acumen, is to take them both on, let the foreigner do the real work while you arrange some 'extra tuition' for the lady, this would likely involve lessons in correction, mouse holding, smooth wacom stroking exercises, as well as a lot of touching up and retouching.
- wendell0
top clap!
rasko4 and carver also pascii in the same boots here
trap!
d.v.kun
- pascii0
yay! with wendell, it makes 4!
- digilee0
in all seriousness though, I think it's pretty lame to employ someone that learnt photoshop in night school.
Design is much more than the tool you use.
Unless you want the work to look like sad old MS templates.
- rasko40
hello chief!
høt døgs in a bap!!
- kelpie0
Carver - couldn't you hire the chick as your new secretary (more her kind of thing, surely?) and bring in the foriegner on some kind of "trial period" till the holidays? then conveniently decide he's shite after he's knocked out all your Chrimbo cards.
That way you get as much time as you like to "wear down" the broad...
- lutz0
"entspannen sie sich, jockey!"-
;)
an alle menschen aus allen ländern an alle leute die hier sind
esperanto, wendell!lutz
- kelpie0
trial periods are, of course, notoriously under paid. :D
- mikotondria20
"The others called Amann" ??
Whats wrong with being called anything, as long as you can use photoshop - you wouldnt even have to call them that, just look in their direction and start talking.
If a 'foreign' name is too much for you, maybe you could create a quirky 'nick-name', in the style of Auf Wiedersehen Pet's Oz..
Try 'Abdul', or 'Aladinn', or something like that.
Maybe get him a magic lamp as a leaving present.
Anyone who needs a nightclass to learn to click on the tools and panels to see what they do, probably wouldnt be able to get the right bus to work.
- nicko0
Don't give the work to the woman, she'll probably tell you she's pregnant 5 minutes later and then where would you be?
Daft eh?