Herpes
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- Sven_sk
Has anybody ever had or tried to contract one of the herpes? How did the exchange go? What were your intentions? What were the circumstances of your exchange? Did you know beforehand or was it a special surprise at a later day? Were you confortable or did you fall into awkward "burning" mode?
I recently set out to find two people, one tara reid, who hasn't responded yet (surprise surprise, although I think she's drunk and passed out in a dumpster in the Bahamas at the moment), and another to paris hilton, this is the brilliant hoochie who has slept with most of hollywood and many sports stars i admire and some boy banders. I basically asked her for a list of her STDs in alpha order and if she had herpes if she could share it with me on certain unthought of levels. I don't know what I expected her to say or what I really wanted from the exchange, but yesterday she wrote back - just to say thanks, and clearly she was hesitant to take the dialogue much further, which I don't really blame her for.
but she did send a first class airline ticket to LA, a motel key, a camcorder and some sort of soothing ointment.
looks like next week i will give her the best three minutes of her life and she will give me a longer lasting momento of our encounter in exchange.
rad.
Anyway, just curious to hear of your experiences and how the exchange WENT DOWN.
- ThreeSevenFive0
haha.
- todelete__20
you'd better be posting with rubber gloves on
*cloroxes screen
- Crouwel0
lol best parody thread ever.
- e-pill0
huh?
- RedFoxxworth0
Its very easy!
Just get someone with a common cold sore on their lip to perform oral sex on you!
Voila! It's simple!
- -sputnik-0
i've met both and their skankiness is not a myth.
the last i saw of tara reid was in vegas last year where she was so wasted she was basically getting carried away by a 60+ year old guy. she'd stepped on her skirt and it was hiked halfway down the crack of her ass.
craaaaaaaack! lol!
- Sven_sk0
you'd better be posting with rubber gloves on
*cloroxes screen
kOna
(Dec 20 05, 13:00)i am typing with my willy while it still works.
- Sven_sk0
Its very easy!
Just get someone with a common cold sore on their lip to perform oral sex on you!
Voila! It's simple!
RedFoxxworth
(Dec 20 05, 13:01)i want the psuedo-celebrity version that the rich and famous have.
herpes are all the rage right now.
ps. herpes are the new clap.
- e_b_c0
my herp's came with a free trading card and a stick of stale gum. (presumably to chisel the sores off)
...wait.
that's what a buddy of mine got.
- _salisae_0
is this randoman?
- _salisae_0
well?
- JazX0
Went Down? hmmmmm... never tried to get it, but for sure could have, I'm sure.
*crosses fingers
- e-pill0
thanks justin!!!
:)
- algorithm0
HA, No prob, actually thank Michelene.
- -sputnik-0
a friend of mine who claims to be straight has herpes of the o-ring. says a girl gave it to him.
bwahahahaha!
- ThreeSevenFive0
a girl with an Adams Apple.
- Crouwel0
chix with dix
- robotron3k0
hmmmmm herpes, very sexy... if you've had chickenpox then you automatically have herpes...