Gruntt's Wife's Birthday
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- mangosnot0
Happy happy birthday n'nat from Picksburgh, PA! Cheers!
- -sputnik-0
happy bday mrs gruntt!!
- todelete__20
I have to admit, I killed Erant two years ago and I'm typing this from a Maximum Security facility in Alabama.
JazX
(Jan 6 06, 07:26)you bastard. he was a good brother.
- jevad0
Happy Birthday from Denver, by way of Hong Kong and London!
- mayo0
Happy Berfday Mrs. Gruntt. You've got beautiful feathers.
- JazX0
I have to admit, I killed Erant two years ago and I'm typing this from a Maximum Security facility in Alabama.
JazX
(Jan 6 06, 07:26)you bastard. he was a good brother.
kOna
(Jan 6 06, 07:35)He stole my IROC and I had to get him back! Vengence is mine thus sayeth the redneck.
- gruntt0
lunchtime bump
- spendogg0
happy berfday mrs. penny. shout out from the rockies, we are holdin' it down "landlocked style"
werd.
- flickster0
Happy Birthday... from Dayton, Ohio.
Go Buckeyes!
- paraselene0
c'mon team! only one more till 50!
...oh
- JazX0
didn't Mrs.Gruntt have like a username or something?
- ThreeSevenFive0
Happy Birthday from
sunny Arizona.Try to avoid the infamous "Oh no you didn't" finger point and look today. : )
- kingjulien0
Happy birthday Mrs. Gruntt. Your husband is hilarious, and a first rate, good guy.
Cheers.
- cruz_azul0
a big Happy Bday from El Paso, Texas , home of the Mexicans
- gruntt0
didn't Mrs.Gruntt have like a username or something?
JazX
(Jan 6 06, 09:52)i believe you're thinking of mrs_snuggles.
keep em' coming gang! these are fantastic!
- peteski0
HfBD,
from Santa Monica CA
land of the lost
home of the homelessI hope he got you something besides this thread
also born on this day:
-Carl Sandburg
-Nancy Lopez
-E. L. Doctorow
-Daniel Nidzgorski**my nephew. who got a full academic scholarship to Stanford, finished top of his class and is now looking for work as a wooden row boat builder in the Seattle area.
- JazX0
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.
One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why.
"Well" the guy says, "I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18."
The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say "happy birthday, happy birthday!"
The bartender asks "So which one died?"
"No one."
"But you only ordered two drinks!"
"Yeah, well, I've given up drinking."
- sandbag0
Happy Birthday from Encinitas CA!
- rasko40
*insert witty and ironic comment here, preferably containing sexual deviance and pirates.*
Happy Birthday.
- version30
*sprays windex all over glass table (to get it spotless)
*runs wet from the shower screaming happy birthday at the top of my lungs
*jumps from living room, ass first to land on freshly cleaned table
*lands on table perfectly, sliding across smooth as silk giving "the fonz" thumbs up still gliding with grace
*slides off table, hits head on back door, blushes, runs out backdoor screaming happy birthday again
*streaking across the yard, I bound over a neighbors fence to get away from shame (still naked)
Happy Birthday Gruntt's Wife!!