Seriously pissed, need advice
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- nosaj0
Tell your boss how long it will take you and ask him where he would like to work it into your schedule. Play dumb like it never crossed your mind that they expected you to do this on your own time. It might make him too uncomfortable to ask you to put in your own time.
- harlequino0
My fiance has just called in tears because the fantastic cartoon she was going to have shown at her wedding cant be done.
The designer's a schmutz or something, and cant draw..I mean hes supposed to be a designer, graphic sort of guy.
My daddy's going to fire his gentile ass, you see.Yours sincerely,
Violet Beauregardstein.
mikotondria2
(Jan 11 06, 09:40)Haha! :D
Dude, sorry your fiance looks like the business end of a clown winker.
- todelete__20
tell your boss this.
"i can't draw whores very well"
- tehgee0
it never ceases to amaze me how peopel think doing something liek a cartoon in flash should only take an hour or so
- mikotondria20
too true...
( to everyone)
- harlequino0
tell your boss this.
"i can't draw whores very well"
kOna
(Jan 11 06, 09:47In this case, it's more like
"I can't draw Saquatch ass clowns very well."
- todelete__20
hahaha
- mikotondria20
thats it..
Start the toon off with the husband being circumcized, and them throwing away the wrong bit, then have the woman coming out of the forest, like in that 70s footage, finding the husband and taking pity on him etc etc etc..
Do a shrinking circular mask at the end and that.
- harlequino0
mikotondria2-
Interesting concept, I may do that as a project anyway. :)
- -sputnik-0
people just don't feel any qualms about imposing. someone did the same thing to me not one week ago, and i flat out told them i don't do freelance anymore. i do some pro bono work, but otherwise i'm done freelancing.
this person insisted, said it was a short project, they'd pay me under the table...they tried really hard.
i simply told them i couldn't but would put them in touch with someone if they needed it that badly.
haven't heard from them since.
- tkmeister0
i would definitely never ever put up with that kinda shit.
fuck little daddy's girl.
- harlequino0
i would definitely never ever put up with that kinda shit.
fuck little daddy's girl.
tkmeister
(Jan 11 06, 10:05Ew! You fuck her, you brought her!
- tkmeister0
hahaha,
you need a new job!
- harlequino0
No shitskys...:P
- cruz_azul0
prolem solved
- _salisae_0
i want to know more about your zen surrealist ways
- harlequino0
"If a donut falls in the woods, and no one is present to hear it, will it rain in Houston?"
-old Zen Surrealist Proverb
- _salisae_0
cool. how does that apply to your daily life?
- harlequino0
By replacing your peas with pez.
Realizng that money, all documentation about God, marshmellows all share the same atomic materials.
Shaking your neighbors from their accepted reality trips.
Shit like that.Suggested Zen Surrealist reading:
The Invisibles
Napalm and Silly Putty
Illuminatus Trilogy
- todelete__20
if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to see it fall on a hobo, does the hobo still scream?
somehow work that into their stick figure stories. "the day we found the dead hobo". that is a true ice breaker for the wedding.