Witty email
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- Stalock
ok dudes, need a witty email to send a hot girl at work, suggestions on a postcard please...
- skt0
Fancy a fuck?
- gruntt0
just post her email address here. we'll all send her witty emails with your name on them.
you'll be married by monday.
- kelpie0
man you are in real and clear danger if you think this is going to work.
- brooke0
Tell her about your big brain.
- skt0
Just tell her the truth. You asked the internet to come up with something to email her and the internet took the piss out of you. You never know, you might get a mercy shag?
- gruntt0
lol @ skt
- mrdobolina0
hahahah mercy shag
- mr_snuggles0
send her a link to NT and tell her your nic here is JazX. That's what I always do...it's like an automatic panty remover...
- kelpie0
thing is though, if this works and we put our big heads together like some harvard writing team and come up with the wittiest e-mail pick-up ever created, what happens when you go out to dinner? will you be cunsulting us again from your PDA whenever you need a witty retort or funny anecdote at the table?
That'd be a slow night for her dude...
- konspiracy0
dont bother with an email. all these new fangles technologies dont impress the girls.
walk past her desk , turn around with your cock out and your trouser pockets turned inside out and shout "look an elephant"
the old ones are the best mate!"
you cant lose with that idea
honest;)
- mr_snuggles0
seriously, just walk up behind her whilst she's working and put it in her ear, that's witt AND romance...
- bolus0
is it me or is your domain broken?
and just ask her out....
- kelpie0
worked for my first 3 wives
- chossy0
don't ask take, I simply grab girls throw them roughly over my saddle and ride off with them to a log cabin and have my way with them. I also spank them if they complain.
- honest0
dude, don't email her, leave her a written note, it's more personable (obviously in an envelope)
ps shitting where you eat can be dangerous
- kelpie0
especially if you're trying to impress a chick.
- jeppe0
my friend at work wants to know if you think I'm cute...
- kelpie0
I'd leave the shitting in front of her out altogether for the first few months actually
- Rand0
what is it with the universal obsession with equating office romance with shitting
- todelete__20
tell her how you were playing world of warcraft last night and you ran across an elf princess that reminded you of her, so, you took it as a sign not to kill her in the game, but mate. then go on about how you think you two are linked by like espn or something.