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- MHLP0
-broken both arms at the same
time-dislocated shoulder 15 times
before having surgery to fix the
ill problem-broken right ankle
-broken collarbone twice
-broken thumb
-knocked myself out twice ( 1
concussion )-multiple scars on body
+thats all from 7 years of racing
motocross
- saroose0
Broken Heart-Julie Wilson
fullerc
(Jan 31 06, 13:30)don't woryy. use the broken heart repair calculator and you'll fine and dandy in no time....
http://members.shaw.ca/sscorn/pa…
- grayhood0
-Cracked Skull at age four (slipped on a wet floor and slid into a corner)
-had to go to poison control 3 times as a youth (ate a mysterious berry, drank bleech and typewriter ink)
-Several concussions and broken noses (Wrestling)
-Nails went through both my feet (like ma man JC)
-Broken ankle (a fat man stepped on me while dancing drunkenly in a bar, broke my ankle and the two leg bones where they meet the ankle)
- nocomply0
Compared to everyone else I guess I've kind of had it easy...let's see...
broken thumb, torn ligaments in ankle..both on the skateboard
mild concussion - snowboarding
sliced a nice chunk off of my left index finger with an xacto while working on a vis-arts project in college. it was pretty gnarly. i was scared to look at it and i had a wet towel wrapped around it. when i got to the ER the nurse had my take off the towel. i didn't look. she asked me "do you have the other half" and i started flipping out.
torn ligaments in the toe next to you big toe - being a stupid kid and trying to jump over a fence
i also have this back problem where i throw my back out every once in a while and can't bend over to tie my shoes to save my life....i think it has to do with too much skating as a teenager but i don't know.
- grayhood0
oh ya, i also cut off the tip of my finger with an exacto and it would not stop bleeding so i burned it closed. still looks funny.
- fullerc0
Broken Heart-Julie Wilson
fullerc
(Jan 31 06, 13:30)don't woryy. use the broken heart repair calculator and you'll fine and dandy in no time....
members.shaw.ca/sscorn...
saroose
(Jan 31 06, 13:46)estimate how happy you were (day to day) on a scale of 1 to 3
1.
estimate how physically attractive you found your mate on a scale of 1 to 3
2.
add up A and B - and then divide this number by 2-- this will give you a number in years
3.
subtract one year from the total2+3=5/2=2.5-1=1.5
Still doesn't add up...it's been seriously like 8 years and she still emails me telling me how she misses me but she's workin on her second kid.
- mrdobolina0
I know a guy that got a hernia from banging his girlfriend to hard. no shit.
- j_red0
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- Multiple stab wounds from fighting....
JazX
(Jan 31 06, 12:13)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- chossy0
I guffed in the bath tonight I haven't been the same since, it was over three hours ago..........
- kyl30
My list of body parts 'not' injured may be shorter
let's just say snowboarding, skateboarding, surfing, wavesailing, mtn biking, bmx, rugby, lacrosse, skiing, walking, climbing, driving and bigger brothers haven't always been go for me.
And as I get older all those old injuries have come back in one way or the other. luckily I've only broken three bone total, mainly soft tissue injuries.
- saroose0
Still doesn't add up...it's been seriously like 8 years and she still emails me telling me how she misses me but she's workin on her second kid.
fullerc
(Jan 31 06, 14:11)stay away from her. She's clearly a head fucker. Obviously can't stand the idea that someone might get over her and move on to better and happier times, therefore she keeps you dangling on a thread of communication and half assed sweet nothings. if she wanted to be with you she would be, and not boning some other guy and having his kids. It's harsh but true. Ignore her emails and move on. Get with a gal who's into you and aint gonna mess you around. Life's too short to be with someone who isn't head over heels all for you. It does exist, I got it after years of dickhead guys messing me about I found one who is truly amazing and thinks i am too. keep working on it.
and remember, chicks dig scars! Show her yours and she'll sure show you hers etc
Good luck!
- VectorMasked0
You can have a Fibula removed????
I had a compoud fracture of my right one. It didn't heal right so they had to break it again. Now it's in a shape of Z.fullerc
(Jan 31 06, 13:40)Yes you can. The Tibia is the one that carries all the weight. The Fibula does very little. One of it's main job is to ensure there's movement in the knee and the ankle.
The doctors left only about 2-3 inches of bone in the knee and ankle so that i wouldn't lose movility. Without those couple of inches of bone there can't be any movement. The rest of the bone was completely removed. I'd say about 70% of the bone is gone.According to my doctors the fibula is a very useless bone and causes many problems in atheles, this is why they thougth it'd be better to just get ride of it, rather than keep it and maybe have more problems with it.
They knew I was a juniors tennis player, so they knew how much this would affect me, but they said it wouldn't affect my mobility. They were right. I can still kick butt in tennis. I have no problems with my leg at all. It's as goo das when i was 14. The only bad things are the scar and the silly fear of getting injured again, coz I still can't understand how all this actually worked just fine.
So the answer is Yes. You can have it removed but not all of it. 80% can be easily gone.
- epill_0
sometimes i hate being creative, because i can picture everything i read really really well and grayhood and the nails thru the feet are stuck in my mind dammiit!!??!!?!?!?
- grayhood0
the one was pretty gross epill, i jumped off a dril hill at a construction site and landed right on a nail sticking out of a board. it went right through my sneaker and i could not get either my foot or the nail out of my shoe. i was stuck.
- JazX0
The coolest thing is I still have all the scars to prove it.
Ohhh and then there was the time the pot fell off the tp ledge of a kitchen ledge and hit me directly in the upper lip region and split my face wide open. I could stick my tongue through my face. I looked like Adolph Hitler because the cut was symmetric and I had to get stitches there. I was a measly busboy.
Ouch!
- Rand0
four large raised scars on my back and one on my shoulder from application of a caustic material (don't ask)
- grayhood0
i'm asking.
- mrdobolina0
I second that
- nooner0
Pericarditis
Broken Arm
3rd degree tear of my AC clavical in my left sholder. it now sits an inch lower than my other.
2 pins in my right elbow joint that hold it together.
Broken 5 or 6 of my fingers
Table saw through the meaty part in between your thumb and index finger
Nail comletely through my foot.
Almost lost my finger to a dalmation, until i punched it in the face.
Jellyfish on the nut sack
Night skiing some fuck ran into me and i bruised my leg bad enough to put me out of sports for 6 months in highschool.
Almost electrocuted to death in college by a fucking neon sign.
- kyl30
forgot the sting ray on the foot, like having a nail pounded thru your foot and high voltage applied for about three hours. screamed like a baby and almost passed out.