girlie nights at 50?
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- carver
i was sitting at work this morning,right, after i'd done my fun friday morning 'heads up' traffic meeting for my team (45 people), it's a motivational thing that me and my deputy iain barnes(that's actually pronounced BARN-EZ, not Barns) and i decided to go round and sort of ask what they (my team) were getting upto at the weekend, like. so i speaks to this horse face woman, right, must be about fucking 50, buys the stationery an' that. daft mare says, well this weekend, i'm gonny(she's scotch) be having a girlies night out! i nearly nipped.a girlie night out ,IT'S 50 odd!!?? creeping jesus, how can that happen, the very thought of her being out after dark would bring the average bloke out in hives, christ almighty, i see her when she comes out the bog at work, and she even sweats after having a shite!! this weekend, i'm going to be writing my new seminar for ALTCO Benelux in Dubai in the merry month of may. in fact it was two year ago in may when i played golf with Erykah Badu. i still send her txt messages when i'm pissed you know! daft eh?
- canuck0
I hate golf.
- nadnerb0
i love european slang
makes me feel like a dimwit
- determinedmoth0
i'm gonna get leathered and piss on yer gate carver.
- nadnerb0
"european" slang. . . yeah wtf am i talking about. . .
- carver0
moth, you pissed on my gate, you might get a fucking 1200watt through yer japper, got the fucket wiref to a car battery. piss away, ya rocket!
- carver0
what ya mean, nadnerb, you're right, us irish are right european, €uros an' that.
- UndoUndo0
the years soon fall away after a few beers carver, 50 will look more like 15. i'm sure you know all about theat eh? remember those 'girls' at the christmas party??
- determinedmoth0
right then. I'll take a shit in front of it.
- carver0
undo, the oldest burd that michael norton carver has snakecharmed was 46, that's a long fuckin' chalk of 50, and besides she was the spit of marti caine! she runs a B&B in Cheddar, i used to scuttle her on my way from Glastonbury when i was working with AHouse and Frank&Walters. i used to call her the Cheddar Gorge! daft eh?
- UndoUndo0
ha ha that is daft carver, did they start calling her the gorge after you been there?
:)
- Jaline0
I don't know if that's worse than 50 year old guys in a pool at the sports centre, and then going into the steam room together after to have some 'guy time'.
But it does sound nasty.
- kelpie0
haha Carver you poor sod. And its 'Scots' not 'Scotch'. Jesus Christ, fucking Micks, I ask you...
- Wendall0
haha, carver, you are such a dick. for a start you are a chancer,sexist, old, sad and lonely, and immature! god pity the women you end up with!
- kelpie0
I don't know Wendall, 56K buys a lot of dresses
- Wendall0
have you seen his profile pic,imagine that in a dress.ooooooow! bum guards on boys! :D