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- fooler
today I have to entertain 100's of kids and show/tell them how wonderful it is to work as a designer for a company that just went through a corporate take over, stock plummeted over 20 bucks a share, reported 500M loss in fourth quarter and in their last press report stated that they'll have to cut the work force by 30%. Fun fun fun!!!
- pluto0
wear a clown suit
- Point50
tell them the truth.
real estate, mortgage banking or congressman if they actually want to make money and don't mind lying to do it.
- brooke0
Kona will be your translator.
- UndoUndo0
tell them the truth
love
jadedDesigner ™
- pluto0
run into oncoming traffic
- digitalswarm0
Pretend that you're blind. That will really motivate them.
- chaztoo0
Pretend that you're blind. That will really motivate them.
digitalswarm
(Apr 27 06, 11:12)
****************Right on. Nothing gets people jazzed up like an Overcoming the Odds story. You may get a call from Disney if you play this right.
- grunttt0
all kids love fart jokes so start with one of those then slowly segway that into a story about how corporate is fucking you in the ass. then show them how to make a boilermaker.
- grunttt0
gather them all around your desk. have them sit on the floor and read the do's and don'ts from Vice Magazine pausing between each segment to show the photo to the group on your laptop.
- fooler0
these kids are 10-15 years old and I think one of them shat his pants during my demo.
- grunttt0
well give yourself a pat on the back - that's one fucking great demo my man!
- VectorMasked0
expose your wee wee
that'll work for sure
- fooler0
HAHAHA gruntt!
I didn't think of it that way.We're actually having fun with it. Simple layout stuff but at the end we say you have to completely redo it a different way by first thing tomorrow so I can show it the boss even if it means staying here all night.
- alkanenine0
these kids are 10-15 years old and I think one of them shat his pants during my demo.
fooler
(Apr 27 06, 12:38)
- fooler0
I tried the whole "court ordered me to stay 500 feet from any child" but that didn't work.
Maybe I should start my next session. "Would you kids like to learn how to get paid to surf the web 6 hours a day"
- madirish0
just push play on this and sit back and relax....
- Crouwel0
these kids are 10-15 years old and I think one of them shat his pants during my demo.
fooler
(Apr 27 06, 12:38)so you DID tell them the truth?
- neue75_bold0
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late...