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- grunttt0
i have a great poop story. best i've ever heard. but i'm sworn to secrecy.
- mpfree0
I hope it has nothing to do with BBQ's or BBQ sauces my fine friend.
- grayhood0
a girl i work with was in India on business, she ate some food that didn't sit too well and got the shits. she was real nervous when it came time to board the plane and her stomach as still fucked, but what could she do it was time to leave. so she get one the plane. an hour or so into the flight she falls asleep, when she wakes up she realizes she has shit herself and the whole cabin stinks to high heaven. there is still 8 hours left inthe flight. man that must have been embarassing.
- grunttt0
lol grayhood!
no jaz it's not bbq sauce related.
=)
- radar0
gruntt you could always change the names to protect the innocent
- flavorful0
I cried watching "How to lose a guy in 10 days..."
Now that doesn't seem like the worst thing one could do.
But let me tell you how to lose a girl in 10 seconds.
Okay that never happened, but I love telling that joke.
- grayhood0
come on gruntt, spill the poop.
- grunttt0
ok, ok.
a friend of mine was at the mall when all of a sudden she had an "emergency situation" - she rushed into Belk's department store because she remembered there being a bathroom in there. She asked an employee to point her to the restrooms. The employee instead pointed her to the dressing rooms! well there was no time left so she went into one of the dressing rooms and let it go right there on the carpet. needless to say she got the hell out of there and luckily no one saw her. and yes there were ladies in the other dressing rooms.
- flavorful0
Baahahhaaha!
- k0na_an0k0
BAAAHHAHAHAHAH!
- Jnr_Madison0
I once killed a man just from the look in my eyes.
- LadyIce0
A ladys got to do what a ladys got to do
- k0na_an0k0
gruntt, along the same lines... a long time ago i used to hang out with this chick who was a real trip. she was certifiable crazy. hence her name... crazy kim.
one day we're shopping at fields and i see her getting escorted out by a cop as they pass me in the mens section.
turns out she had to take a piss and ended up going not only in the fitting room, but on a bunch of clothes bundled up in the corner of the floor.
she was a sick chick. she could burp AND fart louder than me... and she looked like nelly furtado's twin.
- flavorful0
Speaking of poo, I have one... Heh.
I got kicked out of high school, and was hanging out with some friends from there after catching a hockey game. We were by the school so I go hey let's uh stop by.
They start laughing, they know very well I have something up my sleeve...
So I go hold up wait here, I need this, and grabbed an envelope, ran away, came back sans envelope and go alrite come check this out.
I took a shit on the school, but I actually picked the shit up with the envelope and on each window I wrote a letter in proportion to the size with the precursor being "F-U-C-K" to my high schools name.
Afterwards I rubbed the remains on as many door handles as I could.
... My one friend puked immediately all over the steps and the others were laughing so hard it made it all worth it.
... The next day of course was a "shit show", the hallways stunk like shit because I also broke a window and threw it in and a laundry list of students were brought in for questioning (not me of course, heh).
Eventually a girl cracked under the pressure of being grilled and said SHE did it ... and it was her bulldog's shit.
Poo is funny. And G-d bless whoever had to clean that up.
- grayhood0
why did the girl say she did it????
- Point50
man, all these poo storys.
My buddy used to do "poop wallet" (smear shit on one side of a wallet, then put it on the side walk) and then go across the street and film people picking it up, searching the wallet, then dropping it abruptly and smelling their hands once they realize they got poop duped...
- k0na_an0k0
AAAAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
oh damn point5! haha. you're stories are always FUCKED!
- flavorful0
At the time I had no idea, but later I ran into her at a party and she told me she wanted out of the school.
Didn't work, haha. No one seemed to care and unfortunately she didn't get the name like "Shittles" or "Poops Mckenzie".
I would have made sure that happened.
- grayhood0
oh, thats makes sence.
there was a kind named michael kirkus at my grade school who got caught jerking off inthe bath room by a teacher and was take to the principials office (catholic school mind you)
he was dubbed michael Kirkoff.
- brooke0
I never separate my lights from darks.
:(