big date
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- taragee
i need advice so i dont c h o k e
- uberdesigner0
push the bitch down the stairs
- wedgehead0
dont wash your underwear for a week..it will be goodluck
- joyride0
don't go so deep and don't forget the boyz below... lol
- -scarabin-0
practice on a dildo
- rasko40
go somewhere with people and keep your eye on your drink, these yahoopersonals dudes are all about the roofies.
- kyl30
check ID
- CyBrainX0
Ask for advice on a design forum to get some jokes.
- taragee0
i thought you emos could help me out cuz i am a heartless cold biotch
- Rand0
take some beta blockers, biotch
- ross0
how big is he?
like 6'8", or like a half giant.
does he wear gauntlets of ogre power?
whats youre elder red's breath-weapons like?
sounds like youre in trouble.
id suggest a meeting with the elves to discuss further.
- uberdesigner0
just hug him and whisper sweet nothings and be yourself
- nooner0
don't look like you're smelling shit.
- taragee0
wtf is a beta? like teh fish?
nah hes a midgit liek me
- Rand0
- neue75_bold0
I don't approve...
- Mimio0
Try not to complain. Let your lovelight shine.
- uberdesigner0
musicians are morans
- taragee0
rand i need those and some lipo write me a script
- taragee0
throw in a new beek while we're at it
- neue75_bold0
maybe you should send someone else to pose as you, just to be on the safe side...