office freshness
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- brandelec
a wall divides this office into 2 main sections, one side smells nice and fresh.. perfumes, lotions, etc.. side i work in consists of 19 males and 2 females and its stank
everytime i enter this stank ass boy's locker room, i get combo-slapped with subway, b.o. and feet.
/end rant
- Momentum20
does it smell like "cheese feet"
- chz0
You need to take this up with Dave.
- grunttt0
bigfoot's dick
- jox0
Hahaha grunt, i was JUST going to type that!
- jakeyj0
Crotch Man has struck!
- ldww0
i feel sorry for the 2 girls that have to work over there. unless they are skanky too.
get some air freshner and spray it in front of you whenever you walk through. maybe they will get the idea.
- brandelec0
yea they jokingly complain about it every now and then. summer's already here and its gaining powers with the heat
- mg330
If you smelled my feet on the wrong day you'd puke for sure. I think I've grown scales on the bottom. Some kind of fungal disease that I've just not gotten around to curing. Too busy rockin.
- spendogg0
It smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.
- spendogg0
It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
- mg330
what exactly happens in Anchorman when "bigfoot's dick" is said?
- spendogg0
when that dude puts on the evil panther cologne.
- blaw0
what % are you contributing to this problem?
- uberdesigner0
it just sounds gnarely
- mg330
My office coworker sometimes asks "did you spray some air freshener or something?"
and in my mind I'm just like "would you rather have the alternative - hot noxious air wafting up from within my foam seat?"
- jox0
Sex panther! It has bits from actual panther!
- brandelec0
lol sex panther
casanova jox, what else can i do to fend off evil forces. i already snuck and stuck an air freshener under my desk
- jox0
Well first you have to localize the source and take action from there. Buy muffins tomorrow, send emails to the people only sitting in the smelly cubicle and place them strategically where only one person at the time can get one.
Stand and smell as they walk by. Sooner or later, whoever's got a rotten scent is gonna walk past you and then BAM, straight up murder his smelly ass.
Either that or somebody left a three week old pasta carbonara in your fridge. Happened at my old job, took us weeks to flush out the rotten cheese smell from the there.
- -scarabin-0
tape down the cap of a lysol can and fling it over the wall like a grenade
- jakeyj0
you need a higher woman-to-man ratio.
men smell bad
women smell goodmore women + less men = good smells
(usually)