The Douche Card
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- mrpt
http://www.orange32.com/shop/ind…
"Tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar room brawls?"
- Crouwel0
nice. guaranteed to get some beatings!
- version30
i have friends that would swarm you if you handed that to any of us, that's just more trouble than it's worth
- garett_west0
So THAT'S what those things are!?!
*looks into desk drawer filled with them
- version30
;)
- chz0
"nice. guaranteed to get some beatings!
Crouwel
(Jun 1 06, 14:43)"MY thoughts exactly... not to mention it makes you look like an even bigger pussy.
- Nac_part20
awesome....imma makes some QBN approved ones for this site
- algorithm0
I think thats the point.
if you are handed that card, you got it for a reason. If you resort to violence because of it, you are an even bigger douche.
- mrpt0
I just thought it was funny and wanted to share...nothing more nothing less...as you were
- version30
algorithm,
people like you make me laugh, no one in history not even your poor girlfriend gives a fuck what you are mumbling about when you are bleeding on the floor.
the excuse not to want to fight is not a reason to not know how to defend yourself
"no but wait man, i was just calling you a douche like a little bitch, why'd you and your boys have to hit me, can't we act civilized"
fucking pussy better have something to say if he's got the balls to hand me that overpriced piece of shit
- skt0
check version4, he's like version3 but hard.
- version30
(er)
;)
- digitalswarm0
Did no one think of how gay that would look- handing those out? Are we supposed to be impressed? I would definitely kick him in the balls.
- algorithm0
ahh is V4 having a bad day.....
you obviously don't know who you are talkin too partner.
it's cool to prove how tough you are, especially over the web.
douche.
- mattyd040
i think its winning.
- version30
Did no one think of how gay that would look- handing those out? Are we supposed to be impressed? I would definitely kick him in the balls.
digitalswarm
(Jun 1 06, 14:54)------------------
i'm assuming the geniuses behind this great idea ordered thousands and have gotten into a few confrontations since it's inception, so instead of tossing them all away and cutting their losses, they have chosen to try and turn a profit with the surplus
- garett_west0
I think thats the point.
if you are handed that card, you got it for a reason. If you resort to violence because of it, you are an even bigger douche.
algorithm
(Jun 1 06, 14:47)Yes, true, but you get to kick some serious ass and chicks like guys who are douches that can kick ass.
- version30
Yes, true, but you get to kick some serious ass and chicks like guys who are douches that can kick ass.
garett_west
(Jun 1 06, 14:58)-----------------------
sad but troooooooooooooooooo!
- garett_west0
Yes, true, but you get to kick some serious ass and chicks like guys who are douches that can kick ass.
garett_west
(Jun 1 06, 14:58)-------------------- ---
sad but troooooooooooooooooo !
version4
(Jun 1 06, 14:59)*slams i.t. nurds head into desk.
*gets laid by phone girl
see...
- Rand0
come on, we all know you're all a bunch of yuppie designers
- version30
kona, rand just called you a pussy and asked me to give you this business card for some reason