2006 Official NFL Thread™
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- mpfree0
HAHHA that's awesome Raminksy
- Ramanisky20
i thought you'd like that
later
- flavorful0
hahaah, buddy it's supposed to be like -2F tomorrow.
I'd do some drinking outside but not an entire game at that temperature.
...
Is that the definition of a fair weathered fan?
- mpfree0
ok, but there's a ticket with your name on it
- nocomply0
i wish the padres were as good as the chargers.
- mpfree0
lined up the seats. 4
- blaw0
nice video/sound quality the nfl network has going on, 'eh? looks/sounds like a high school game.
- flavorful0
Yea this shit sucks. I hate Dwite Stone or whatever his name is.
And WIllie Parker after he just fumbled.
- blaw0
yeah, gumble sounds like a muppet.
steelers/browns with awful records and 20 degree temps. i'm actually happy to not be at that game.
- PonyBoy0
nfl network is pure ass... and they charge extra for that on our silly service...
... plfffffbttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhffff...
gumble sounds like a first-time announcer... or like that kid who won 'Be an announcer for an hour' at the local ballpark...
- blaw0
and you couldn't pay a brown to catch a ball.
'cause, well, they ARE getting paid. my goodness.
- flavorful0
Jazzy got tickets, but I actually declined because it's so fucking cold out. End of game temps are going to be like 0F.
* Throws rock.
* Hits PNC Park.
- flavorful0
Oh by the way ...
I'm going to the Philly/Falcons game on December 31st.
Courtesy of BoDog.
They are throwing us a tailgate.
I love gambling.
- blaw0
seriously, flava... too damn cold for me tonight, too.
new year's eve will be your first game in philly? you'll have to report how it goes. i've been going to games forever, but only to three rivers and heinz field. i'd like to catch a game in another stadium.
- flavorful0
Yea, I only ever caught a game at Ravens Stadium like 2 years ago.
That ... that was a treat.
We lost in overtime which sucked. Got in about 10 fights. Mostly because I have a big mouth, and this one drunk was yelling at me during the game and I was like ... 'Look even Baltimore fans wear black and gold to Steeler games!'
Kind of hushed the surrounding mob.
'Or are you a crackhead? Because your fucking gums are Black and what teeth you have are Gold!'
What transpired after that would be aptly described as a whirling dervish, where instead of dancing it was people just getting thrown around, hahah.
Somehow with my mouth, I never get killed.
Later we had nowhere to sleep so we slept in the parking lot.
Me and my friend got nominated for booze partrol as we were in the ghetto and everyone was scared to leave.
We walk, drapped in Steeler gear still, the streets at like 1AM ... go into a bar ... to, 'You two have got the biggest balls in the fucking entire world.'
We leave well after the bar closes as the owner was buying us shots and telling us stories because he thought we were the two greatest Pittsburgh people he ever met.
I walk out...
Gun pulled on me with someone yelling, "DROP IT!"
* Crash, crash. *
(Those were the two six packs I was stumbling out with.)
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Jerome: You said ... drop it.
"WHY DID YOU DROP YOU BEER?"
Jerome: You have a fucking gun pulled on me? I listen to whoever has a gun pointed at me.
...
Undercover cop. Wondering what a white boy was doing in apparent crack haven.
My best friend walks out yelling at me about the beer, tells the cop to fuck off ... the cop calls us a taxi.
We get lost in the taxi.
Boozing in the back the entire time, I end up going fuck this stop the cab we get out and I tell him he's been driving us in circles.
Big yelling match ensues where then I started pissing on his driver's side car door.
He peels off ... we then realise we see our Steeler flag high in the air at hte RV.
Walk back with a little more than a six pack left.
Booze outside since the door is locked (it's the last week of December)... sleep.
Get back to Pittsburgh.
My friend left his cell phone in the cabbie.
About 20 death threats.
...
That trip was priceless considering we went down to North Carolina first for the PITT bowl game, haha.
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Not that anyone wanted to read any of this.
I'm just trying to pass time for Halftime, hahaha.
Sweet baby Jesus, I don't even know how I'm alive sometimes.
- flavorful0
This will be my first non-Steeler game.
I am going to wear Steeler gear regardless.
- blaw0
hahahaha.... holy shit, flava, that is some story.
- mattyd040
God is a Patriots fan.
- flavorful0
Haha yea, that was quite a trip. My best friend managed to get my girlfriend at the time to not talk to me for a week by hitting me with a chair at about 5 in the afternoon yelling about how I was pussy whipped and proceeded to rip my shirt off in a parking lot of the Hyatt. Then started randomly calling girls from my phone and setting me up on dates ... he's not really funny to be honest but he does really funny things when he is drunk in retrospect ... not when they are happening.
The real funny thing was he was living with his girlfriend at the time (now his wife) so she was scared shitless at all the death threats rolling in, hahaha. And couldn't get a hold of anyone to find out if we were in fact dead or not, haha.