ganja thread 2.0
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- e-pill-1
after my big birthday weekend the neighbors in my building have all complained to me that if i keep it up they will call the police....meanwhile on the 2nd floor of the building there is a Police Officer that already turns a blind eye from my direction as his freinds all smoke the greens.
what do i do????
fellow nt stoners help me out!!!!!:)
- mog0
get to know his friends. cops get the best ganj...or so i hear
- e-pill1
im told i get the best ganja.
- mog1
oh no, e-pill, don't tell me you're a...
lucky guy
- e-pill1
not sure what you think i am but im sparking this!!!
- sherman0
im about to pack one up. just got a new cd.
ill let you know how it goes.
- Stylus0
i punch 4 cones before going to work every morning... i need help
- Mal0
- Seanbot1
is it wrong for me to relive my childhood through guns n' roses while speaking to mary?
because if it is, i'm so ashamed right now.
- ********0
- e-pill1
only if weed was transparent....
- van_rijn0
gotta track that i forgot about pill. hit me up on IM
- 2wo0
one time ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
- niconico1
smoked wth friends the night before a big project review...
woke up still high as a kite, and literally couldn't form a sentence when my prof asked me what my building was about...
probably a bad idea in hindsight, but damn funny now.
- BuddhaHat1
The guy who i've been seeing on and off for the last 3 years is an illegal immigrant to Australia from New Jersey, of all places... he got here about 11 years ago, and has been dealing to keep a living ever since...
He's one of those real traditional hippie types that actually still refers to the different strains by their name... Blueberry, Northern Lights etc... anyway, his stuff was always the best. I'd pay an extra 10% more than my friends, but hey, i don't want to smoke something that tastes like dirt.
So, i rang him the other day to find out when i can catch up with him next, and he's like 'oh man, i'm in baxter detention centre, they finally got me'.
Apparently he had a couple of teeth going bad, so he went and dug up some of his money stash, cos the dentists' bills were like 8 grand. He tells the lady at the dentist that he's got the money, and he'll see her in the morning.
The following morning, he is rudely awoken by half a dozen immigration agents who've kicked in his front door, confiscated his money (about 20 grand in $$$), all his music and recording equipment (he used to be a glam rocker), and cart him off before he can even get his teeth fixed.
So now he's stuck out in the middle of nowhere, with nothing that he's spent the last 11 years accumulating, with no idea if the govt. is going to send him back to the states without a penny.
Moral of the story - don't follow a chick you like to another country, and overstay your VISA by ten years.
helluva story, that one. poor guy.
- sherman0
my eyes are so dry
- kyl30
buddha, they let him keep his phone?
- BuddhaHat0
Yeah, I don't think the same laws apply as being locked up in a normal jail/prison. He has to be able to contact his lawyer etc... but yes, I also wondered the same...
- kyl30
coo, this is in AU?
- BuddhaHat0
yep, down under...
he said as an american, his first memory of australia was walking out of the airport, and a dude hanging out the window of a station wagon driving past screamed 'GETARTOVITYAFUKINWANKAH!'
He's enjoyed it ever since tho :)