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- mr_snuggles0
that link smelled funny...
- flavorful0
Andy Samberg with his hair dyed strawberry blonde:
(Since apparently people think I look like a ginger version of him.)
The title would be, "Allergic to the Sun in C Minor."
The plot would revolve around a lovable town drunk, who says the most random and obnoxious things to complete strangers but for some reason they don't beat the living shit out of him.
When he is not trying to be offensive, he makes elaborate puns that no one else gets, however, sends himself into stitches.
Everything is going fine for him, until he stays in the sun without SPF 49,900 for more than 5 minutes.
Then gets 3rd degree burns.
On his face.
...
That story is based on my past weekend.
And I'm trying to figure out how to make a doctor's appointment rite now, haha.
- harlequino0
Movie: "The Mold"
Starring Edward Norton as me.
From the NY Times review:
"Norton is is captivating as a man on the brink of sanity in this jarring screed from writer/director/leader of the chaos party Harlequino. Norton's character is a man obssessed with building the perfect boat made from pineapple chunks to be suspended within a long bottle of jello. The endless attmepts and frustration lead us in a hypnotic circle, forcing us to question our morality, spiritual direction, and gelatin flavor preference. Bobcat Goldthwait co-stars as Norton's mom."
- Crouwel0
hahaha
best thread ever.
- honest0
i like wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
NSFW, AS IT IS GRAFIK
Crouwel
(Nov 7 06, 06:38)thanks man, I just got asked if I was doing research on a subject I wasn't very knowledgable on.
- Jaline0
someone do me
- honest0
someone do me
Jaline
(Nov 7 06, 06:54)excuse me?
- flavorful0
someone do me
Jaline
(Nov 7 06, 06:54)Check please!
- Crouwel0
someone do me
Jaline
(Nov 7 06, 06:54)excuse me?
honest
(Nov 7 06, 06:54)*rubs eyes
*looks again
did she really say that?
*buys ticket
- Jaline0
haha
- Crouwel0
that labia link i posted must have gotten jaline all into self-exploration mode and quickly learned a lot of fun things can be done with it. then she found out it takes two to tango.
- Jaline0
hey, perverts, I was referring to how I don't know who should play me in a movie, hence, "someone do me" and decide who should play me.
:P
- pascii0
john holmes
- Crouwel0
ok. hahaha..
- Jaline0
...but it did give me laughs so that's always good...
- honest0
jaline honey, you need a story first.
- chossy0
halle berry should play jaline and she should be in a movie about a young girl who discovers the meaning and origin of all ife yet she is torn between telling humanity or keeping it secret, she meets a young man bruce willis who is full of hate and cannot forgive who saves her life as her car plunges off a bridge in that split second bruce looks into her eyes as he has revived her (pure using mouth to mouth) she realises that humans wil find a way no matter what the odds then she pure falls in love with bruce and they do stuff to each other all the time he he I rule.
- Rand0
you rule
- Jaline0
good one, chossy.