Animal rights slogans
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- lowimpakt0
has anyone actually killed an animal? like, slit a pigs throat or axed a chickens head off?
no lies please.
- grunttt0
Turtles.
CALLES likes to fuck them.
- flavorful0
I would probably die if I had to do this. I just don't like icky stuff, haha.
- k0na_an0k0
OH.... sorry dude.
*clears throat
save the whales. eat humans.
- mpfree0
has anyone actually killed an animal? like, slit a pigs throat or axed a chickens head off?
no lies please.
lowimpakt
(Nov 15 06, 10:39)actually, total truth, I slaughtered a goat on my nextdoor neighbor's porch (sorta a porch anyway) in South West Africa. Not exactly a nice sound. o_O
Meat tasted fresh though.
- flavorful0
As a kid I sacrificed a frog to Zeus in a sewer river with a huge ass rock.
I didn't eat it though.
- mpfree0
heeheehee flavorful, in the West End? down near the Ohio River?
or was it in a crick?
- grunttt0
if it weren't for 12 year old boys and firecrackers the world would be overrun with frogs and lizards.
- mpfree0
I was so stupid as a kid, I once drank a cup full of dirty creek water and a trapped/caught crayfish snapped onto my lip. Well, let's face it, I'm still pretty stupid.
- spendogg0
Save the whales, harpoon a Fat Chick.
- flavorful0
It was in Crafton/Carneige kind of.
Speaking of firecrackers, I remember one time me and my cousin Vito went fishing while our family was at some camp ... we caught a shit load of fish and then I got the bright idea to put firecrackers in their mouths and throw them back in the water.
We must have killed 20 fish like this, and after about the 5th one we decided to run around the camp throwing the fish bombs at people's tents, grills, cars ... roads ... basically anywhere were people would get grossed out/scared shitless.
How would I like it if I was picked up, had a dynamite stick put in my mouth and thrown around for fun?
Not much.
So ... I guess we all grow up somewhat, haha.
- CphGD0
I axed a couple of chickens once and they actually ran around without their heads on. Scary shit...
- flavorful0
Carnegie ... I know some people that would be really pissed if I spelled that wrong and didn't catch myself, haha.
15106!
- mpfree0
Carnegie used to be Mansfield mofo!
bring back the Germans!
- mpfree0
You know Honus Wagner is from Mansfield/Carnegie?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hon…
Carnegie roughneck!
- flavorful0
Hahah yea, they changed the title of the town hoping to get more money off of Andrew Carnegie ... he promptly never gave them a red cent afterwards.
There is so much Carnegie shit in Pittsburgh, I tend to forget he was an actual person.
- mpfree0
You mean he was a person?
- k0na_an0k0
has anyone actually killed an animal? like, slit a pigs throat or axed a chickens head off?
no lies please.
lowimpakt
(Nov 15 06, 10:39)i grew up in the country and worked on a farm up until i was about 14.
maybe when i was 7 or so i saw a chicken get it's head cut off by the farmer i worked for. he put the chickens head between two nails on a stump and WHACK then he let the chicken go and it ran around and around and i just stood there stunned until the thing ran into my leg and i got blood all over me.
i don't think i ate chicken again until i was in high school. no lie.
that really fucked me up.
now i don't even take off their heads anymore. i just eat them whole. fuck it.
when i was much older i was with the farmer when he had to put down a cow that had cancer. he dug a big hole behind the barn with his backhoe, calmly walked the cow back to the hole, stood the cow next to it and shot it in the head.
i happen to be eating a beef jerkey stick at the time. i had no idea what was going on as i walked back. i saw him walking away with the cow and was like wtf... is he going to fuck it?!? so i walked back and saw him shoot it.
haven't eaten jerkey since.
- mpfree0
hahaha kOna is on a roll today.
- k0na_an0k0
mpfree that shit really happened.
my mother still loves to tell the story about how messed up i was after i saw that chicken running around with its' head off and it ran into me.
i might have been a bit younger as i remember because i think my mom said i ran home crying and asked 'will it's mother miss him tonight when she goes to tuck it into bed?'
god i hope i was much younger, if not i was a puss.