Mac, shut UP!
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- doesnotexist0
haha, i thought i was the only one! every once and awhile my computer will say, "there is no text to speak" or some shit.
HILARIOUS. sometimes.
hope you fix it!
- OSFA0
consider yourself lucky that someone actually wants to talk to you.
- dopepope0
Yeah, I just wish it wasn't Stephen Hawkings.
- mpfree0
a lemon is a lemon
- k0na_an0k0
dopepope, when the intern here comes in today i'll ask her. it just happened to her 2 weeks ago.
i'll let you know if you don't find out by the time she comes in.
- designerror0
System Pref -> Universal Access -> Voice Over = OFF
done
- dopepope0
cool, please do. This started yesterday evening. I've tried everything I can think of short of reinstalling to shut this bitch up.
- designerror0
System Pref -> Universal Access -> Voice Over = OFF
done
designerror
(Nov 22 06, 06:16)
- k0na_an0k0
designerror got it.
she also said apple-f5 does it to. you must have hit that on accident.
- dopepope0
disignerror...
much love.
- dopepope0
I did. I even remember doing that too. Holy shit that was annoying. Thanks so much guys.
It will certainly be a better tomorrow.
- harlequino0
Mine always says in this low creepy voice "What are you doing, Dave?"
My name isn't Dave...
- ross0
haha, mine did that the other week and i nearly shit myself...
scared me half to death..
- OSFA0
mine tried to seduce me. And it had the voice of the Mac guy from the Mac vs. PC commercials.
- tkmeister0
my computer moaned and screamed this morning.
what did i do?!!
- designerror0
my computer moaned and screamed this morning.
what did i do?!!
tkmeister
(Nov 22 06, 06:46)stop sticking your dick in the USB port you pervert
- lvl_130
haha. i'm going to set that up on some co-workers machines with full volume. i've never seen/heard that.
- TheBlueOne0
Your computer is talking to you?? It's time to start performing the interpretive dance piece entitled “Jesus Christ I’m so hung over WHY ARE THE LIGHTS ON SO FUCKING BRIGHT IN HERE I hate you all”.
- blaw0
haha. i'm going to set that up on some co-workers machines with full volume. i've never seen/heard that.
lvl_13
(Nov 22 06, 06:54)----
with that little apple-f5 trick it'll easy to pull that off casually.
- welded0
I once accidentally turned on a higher screen contrast with the keyboard shortcut (cmnd option ^ .). The Mac was new to me at the time and it probably took two weeks for me to figure the damn problem out.