Scan Yourself
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- mpfree0
*hides penis
dude, it sticks up that far
- Witt0
how are you going to brush yourself with a laser and be still at the same time?
- version30
witt, some of us have (how you americans say?...) friends :)
- Witt0
"friends"?
i've heard people talking about those... are they expensive?
- Witt0
;)
- version30
I've been paying 5 bucks for every 15 minutes of friendship for a couple years on two people i rarely see, i should def check my contract on that shit
- doesnotexist0
yeah man, never go into a relationship like that without checking the contract with a lawyer, you dont want to screw yourself, afterall.
- Witt0
lol.
it's also advisable to make a thorough investigation on their character before handing them a laser gun to scan the shite out of ya.
- mpfree0
"friends"?
i've heard people talking about those... are they expensive?
Witt
(Dec 27 06, 10:20)very!
;)
- slinky0
you can rent a friend here.
http://www.rentapal.com/
- Witt0
aahahah.
he looks friendly.
but he also looks like the sort of chap who carries a chainsaw, or an axe.
- slinky0
looks like he could have killed JonBenet