first world problems
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- shellie0
damnit. tried ordering sushi delivery twice now. it better not fuck up again. I'm flying tomorrow (Christmas day) at 5am so no cooking tonight.
- trooperbill0
picking a gamer tag took me the best part of an hour
- "Assjuice69" was already taken?iCanHazQBN
- lol i wanted kingoflamers but you cant have king or lamers in ittrooperbill
- ZOOP0
Put a pizza in the oven.
Last few minutes set to broil, pizza on top rack.
Remove pizza, oven mitts were touching the heating element.
Holding a piping hot pizza with both oven mitts on fire. :/
- zenmasterfoo0
Ran out of toilet paper. Had to use the other bathroom down the hall.
- Xopher0
Hungover.
- Krassy0
My breakfast burrito had too many potatoes and not enough eggs
- iCanHazQBN0
It's so hard to type with Doritos all over my fingers
- IRNlun60
I ate a big breakfast and I'm still full.
- sarahfailin0
I'm not sure if my employer is tracking my vacation days or not.
- haha ya same here, they say they recalculate at end of year, but i know i have taken more days off then i shouldBabySnakes
- i'm not sure if i clocked out since my last day of work... it may seem like i've been working the whole break...pango
- <30 hours and going strooongZOOP
- too soon?ZOOP
- GeorgesIV0
I dreamt about my phone battery exploding
- made in china...cjfclarence
- I dream about your phone battery exploding too.ZOOP
- jk! :DZOOP
- BrokenHD0
had to come into work on a sunday. didnt get to see The Hobbit pt. 2 last night :/ and my starbucks coffee is room temperature..
- ZOOP0
So tired of trying to print shipping labels the day before a holiday to see "error, try again later"
- dasohr0
I'm still hungover from NYE.
- mg330
Zoop - last year when my wife and I were about to get married, we were trying to print all our reception invitations on an Epson inkjet printer. The stupid thing was so temperamental when it came to feeding the envelopes. Even being off by a micro-tiny-nano-millimeter would suck the envelope through without printing, or if it failed three times it would require a restart.
Dude, I am AMAZED at the strength of that printer. I gave it some pretty serious karate chops numerous times. Almost ripped it out of the closet and threw it into the hallway wall but I knew that would just cause way more problems. At best the logo popped off and it made some sounds like Transformer gears getting stuck in battle. I've still got to throw it out, but we're getting a black only laser printer for home use soon.
- Tried that last year and i was very close to chucking the damn thing but i had just bought it so i bottled up the anger.BabySnakes
- ..the anger.BabySnakes
- lol cue Office Space printer sceneZOOP
- Krassy0
I worry that when I finally get a hoverboard, I won't be able to ride it, and instead will keep falling off it or crashing with it.
- sea_sea0
online traffic school :/
- epic_rim0
my big fat gypsy american wedding