first world problems
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- BattleAxe0
we had catering from Fuddruckers at a conference and then there was lots of Burgers left , I took like 5 to me ladies office
- jonatne0
I wanted to go to the gym today but I slept a little too long. Now I have to decide between free booze at a pretty cool bar or swimming in the river.
- ismith0
I really dig my friend's sister but a) I just found out she's only 13 (I was actually quite surprised...) and b) I'd feel like a shitty friend because because I'd end up doing way more with her. I think I'll just have to sit this one out for now.
- Too late dude, I have her. Suck it.
omgitsacamera - Kidding.omgitsacamera
- Just let me know when the lease is up, I'll check back in about 2 years to check up on the goods.ismith
- "she's only 13 (I was actually quite surprised...)" line of the dayBattleAxe
- Well you know, since this time I thought I would go older. lolismith
- Too late dude, I have her. Suck it.
- CALLES0
ismith:
"cops are knocking on the door over some pedo charges. a)jump out the back window...b) use backyard door and jump fences but i dont want to dirty my new pumas
- wrong0
The elites in halo 3 suck to play in matchmaking because their heads angle straight out from their shoulders, making headshots impossible when they are running away from you.
- CALLES0
i dont know what to do for lunch!
But these fellas are sure making me feel better!!
Food riots erupt in India as floods leave 2 million homeless
- megE0
the days are getting shorter - i don't want to get out of bed in the mornings
- kuzzAAAAM0
i think i'm ugly and people don't like me :'(
- mia_free0
Babylons a bitch
- patrykbot50000
my firefox keeps crashing.
- Jnr_Madison0
I can't be bothered doing the washing up but my gf will pwn me if I don't.
- flashbender0
I was promised an answer to my residency visa by the 26th of August. I haven't heard anything yet.
Bureaucracy...
- moth0
My neighbour complained that the builders made too much mess whilst demolishing our out-house.
- kelpie0
I'd really really like to pay a local workforce a decent wage to sew up my new range of footballs, but I just can't make the numbers work.
oh well...
- pay them a sub-standard wage and treat yourself to a new car.flashbender
- nah, I'm shifting operations to Bangladesh and buying a yacht insteadkelpie
- TDIDDY0
Insurance is really expensive on my new AMG Benz...and it takes a lot to heat and cool a 10000 square foot home.
- TDIDDY0
The island i bought in the pacific keeps losing acreage due to global warming. We've got to do something!
- ETM0
My coffee is cold...
- zarkonite0
I have to leave work early to buy a new leather couch and my iPhone won't connect to the wifi to show how to get to the store.