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- edd-e0
...NT will be changing its name from Newstoday to Nothingtoday.
- digitalswarm0
NT PVN Hours:
9am EST- 3pm PST
- k0na_an0k0
That's no rumor jox. That's actually true.
- grunttt0
every time someone masturbates while typing in the PVN, QBN kills a baby monkey.
- edd-e0
when Qoob gets home after a hard days work at the office, the first thing they do is log into YH
- canuck0
QBN is recording how much time you spend on NT, then forwards this information onto your superiors. QBN is also a staffing agency, and arranges to have your fired ass outsourced to a worker from some third world country.
- edd-e0
ID Magazine reports NT has spent into the millions of USD to help promote the word of [mt] and by this gained the love from the hearts of all men in the world.
NYTimes reports YH spends $3 a decade to help promote NT as a "MENS ONLY" design site.
Entertainment Weekly reports although not much is needed as NT is a strictly all male review with a few girls who are jsut spies for YH...their NT names are: Jevad, Jox, JazX.
- jox0
Saucy!
- k0na_an0k0
Oh thank got man.
Now I feel so much better about sleeping with Jevad.
- OSFA0
hahaha.
- jox0
I hope you used protection. He's been around the block once or twice...or so I've heard.
- edd-e0
QBN signed a deal today with iTunes to have its NT Jingle to be played everytime a user turns on their iPod.
Apple iPod owners not members of Newstoday will Not be able to 'Mute" the Jingle until they sign up for memberships.
Women from all over teh world have contested against this stating that NT is not female friendly and that the NT Jingle is making them grow hair on their backs and their tits.
QBN has yet to comment back and this matter is under further investigation.
- k0na_an0k0
I hope you used protection. He's been around the block once or twice...or so I've heard.
jox
(Jan 29 07, 12:03)I used a cinder block.
- jevad0
HAHAHHAHA
jesus
glad I left for lunch!
- k0na_an0k0
:)
Good to see you laughing again Jevad.
- OSFA0
Good to see you laughing again Jevad.
By the way, I got the results from my test this morning....WE NEED TO TALK
k0na_an0k
(Jan 29 07, 12:42)
- jevad0
fuckin love this place sometimes
- ********0
jevad is an fbi agent spying on NT
wait thats not a rumor
- jox0
hey jevad, what the fuck happened to yuor blog?
- k0na_an0k0
OSFA obviously you've never had a STD test before. It takes more than a few days to get the results so Jevad and I will be sweating this out for a few more days.
*looking down pants
Sooner if this is a Herpes flare-up.