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Harry Potter and the scar left on his forehead by the dangerously close scrape with syphilis
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Harry Potter and His Tragic Suffocation in Lady Quizling's Chimney
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Harry Potter and the missing tv remote.
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Harry Potter and the witches' mindtricks he got sick and tired of so he bought a playstation and basically told everyone to go fuck himself.
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Harry Potter and his successful perennial garden wich started with thorough and thoughtful bed preparation, including the elimination of perennial weeds before he turned the soil.
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Harry Potter and the day he met a palindrome called Rettop Yrrah.
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Harry Potter and His Hoary Patter.
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Harry Potter and the Post-Urination Shiver That Rocked Great Britain to its Quivery Core
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Crouwel and the day he got screwed by Jesse Jackson and a dozen ho' headed nappies.
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Harry Potter and the day Crouwel actually wrote his own name instead of Harry's for no particular reason.
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Harry Potter and the white mouse in his left sock beneath his bed that called him a fucken rabid protesting hypocrite.
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Harry Crouwel and the day Potter became Crouwel in a quaint ceremony overlooking rolling vineyards in the Napa Valley
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Harry Potter and the Cartesian Duality that blocked his driveway.
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Harry Potter and the 20ft Man-eating Gelatinous Cube Which Mumbled French Opera.
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Harry Potter and The Sodden Mess he was after slipping and falling in Ned Devines' congealed chicken dinner from the night previous when Jackie found him dead as a doornail in his armchair, having won the lotto and dying from the shock of it, thus dropping the chicken dinner on the floor and creating a pile of what looked for all the world as a jellied pile of elderly intestines.
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Harry Potter and the mouthful of Jizz
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Harry Potter and the Kiss that Sparked the Sexual Revolution in the Muslim World.
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Harry Potter(po-tah) and the Bureaucracy of Bourbon-soaked Snuggle Bears that Secretly puppeted the Christian Coalition.
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Harry Crouwel and the day Potter became Crouwel in a quaint ceremony overlooking rolling vineyards in the Napa Valley, however Crouwel left Harry at the altar citing professional differences
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