your mama
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- mrdobolina0
that's cool. I havent been to Double D for ages.
- mg330
back to the thread...
...thinks Clamato is a sex lube.
- k0na_an0k0
yeah, mg... not to ruin the your mama thread but i was at a funeral.
don't ask.
glad your show went well though. please put me on your email invite list before your next show.
- mg330
... is so fat and gross her sex toys throw up after she's used them.
- Mimio0
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she came running out with a spoon.
- k0na_an0k0
... is so fat she's in my kitchen right now rifling through my fridge while wearing my metallica 1984 tshirt talking about how great her son from wisconsin is.
- e-pill0
...cries at night because you are so ugly.
- mrdobolina0
leave me alone, tubesteak. we can't be cool with each other, or jive each other, so stop trying.
- k0na_an0k0
so fat i swerved to miss her and i ran out of gas
- version30
gives head almost as good as your sister
- e-pill0
...thinks organic food are the mushrooms that grow between her toes.
- mg330
likes your dad to wear a glazed donut as a cock ring so she has an incentive to go deep throating.
- mg330
keeps falling for the ol "You're getting a pearl necklace for our anniversary this year dear."
Your dad is so trashy.
- JackRyan0
...smells like burnt lotion.
- mrdobolina0
Buys her body glitter by the pound.
- mrdobolina0
Does the Peter Fonda Workout
- PonyBoy0
crushes beer cans on her tits
- morilla0
no, that's Goldie over at the Clairmont Lounge in ATL. Seriously , its part of her act.
- PonyBoy0
yeah... and she's your mama.
:)
- mrdobolina0
Drives the turnip truck that you fell off of yesterday.