Logo Cream
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- menos0
hahahahahahaha!
- Point50
how many times a day do I apply said cream?
my logo happens to be a penis
- gramme0
good stuff
- barbtastic0
FLUORESCENCIZING STARBURST EMOTIONATOR!!
- wunderbra0
i am gonna bulkmail this to all my clients right away.
- madirish0
this should be in the nightmares thread...
- neue75_bold0
hasn't worked on my penis yet...
- detritus0
What brand penis do you have, neue?
- neue75_bold0
can't tell, the logo is too small....
- ender790
they left out "drop shadowizer" and "outer glowanator."
you know, to make things pop.
- detritus0
If you follow the detachment instructions in your Penis User Guide, you'll probably find a serial number at the base - just an FYI - you can use this to find out what brand you have (also whether it's still under guarantee).
If you don't have access to your Penis User Guide - DON'T try and 'just lever the thing off' with a rusty Philips - not only will it scratch the rim and invalidate the warranty, you might also shunt too far and breach the taint. Bodging that back up again is a real .. excuse the pun.. pain in the arse, let me tell you.
No, no - hold on - let skt tell you - he lost his Penis User Guide, broke his old penis AND breached his taint months ago. He's been scrambling around, peeing sitting down ever since.
- neue75_bold0
sitzsprinkler...
ta's btw,
xx
- rodzilla0
man i posted this last week and got the guillotine for doing so.
- t_rock0
I thought about sending it to my clients too, but they'd actually want to buy it all.