ex gf email
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- k0na_an0k0
TBO, you should have txtd back...
"You're with a 50 year old horse? I didn't know they had Donkey shows in America, I thought that was only in Mexico."
- molo0
true story...I'm not that ashamed to admit...anymore...I went to a music fest and was dosed with a huge amount of some psycho active substance back stage and was drunk too and just went out my mind. I remember having full on conversations with aliens and actually djaying on stage naked screaming at the top of my lungs and swearing like a ridicuous amount at people...basically like I was just off but was told I was actually really quiet and polite and went on stage during one of the performances because I befreinded the bass player. Anyway I ALSO had a memory of meeting my ex girlfriend I was still in love with and telling her all this shit while her new boyfriend was beside her...so anyway two days later this memory pops in my mind about ANOTHER insane halluciantion, there's no way she was at the festival, but I emailed her and apologized about doing crazy drugs and saying stuff I shouldn't have...and she laughed at me and said she wasn't even there but it must have been good stuff. Anyway these were like crazy real illusions, days later I started having all these made up memories of what happened, like it was all coming back to me but it was all just a continued hallucination.
PS Don't do drugs.
- Mimio0
WOW
- harlequino0
Oddly related story:
I had no contact with anyone from HS for 6 years after graduating. So I reconnect with these guys and they come to New Haven for a bender weekend. One dude, Jamie, I had not known well in HS, and he graduated the year before me. Turns out in the 6 years gone past, we dated the same chick, hundreds of miles apart.
Obviously we were freaked out. Our friend Mike says "wow, so how do you feel knowing you've had your dicks in the same vagina? You're kinda gay now."
She had just dumped me a week before for pretty much the same sneaky cheat type reasons she dumped Jaime. So what better to do than call her at the same time while drunk in a bar. We have very little recollection of the conversation, but a mutual acquaintance told me later that she was so freaked out by hearing from us both together that she broke out in hives.
- k0na_an0k0
molo that just blew my fekkin mind
- molo0
molo that just blew my fekkin mind
k0na_an0k
(Nov 8 07, 08:49)you're fekken mind? my mind fekken melted
- TheBlueOne0
she was so freaked out by hearing from us both together that she broke out in hives.
harlequino
(Nov 8 07, 08:46)Sure. "Hives". That's what they were alright.
- Jaline0
lol, TheBlueOne.
Lloyd, I think that email is kind of nice. I'm not sure how I'd respond to it...
- wordsinmouth0
Post it.
BANTER
(Nov 8 07, 08:10)
- mg330
Someone just admitted to FULL ON CONVERSATIONS WITH ALIENS...
jkristofer, can you shut the place down for a day? We might need an exorcism performed.
- wordsinmouth0
whoops didn't see it, ha.. crazy
- exador10
i was at a company x-mas party a few years back, standing around having a drink with my wife and a few co-workers...was at a big company at the time and the place was packed...anyhow, all of a sudden i hear 'Tyson..is that you?'..
i turn around and i'm staring at this lady i don't recognize at all..
'uh...yes?'
'it's me...stephanie!'...15 odd years since highschool, and suddenly i'm staring at my grade 11 girlfriend...and could barely recognize her..
and next to her is her husband...turns out he's an employee of the company we just merged with...
was a very weird meeting...but as it goes, her husband and i ended up being pretty good friends at work..
which is a good thing..fucking guy looked like arnold schwartzeneggar...still remember that meeting at the party tho...'tyson is that you?...
and my wife whispering in my ear 'who the fuck is that?ex
- tasty0
I had an ex find me on myspace and the emai lwas something like this:
(i couldnt find the exact email)
I made a myspace account to find you, sounds crazy I know.
But i was wonder how you are, my mom always said you were the best boyfriend i ever had. I hear you live in brooklyn off the L train, we are pretty close.
We should meet up and talk about how life is going.
Hope to hear from you
-DI replyed - we said we would hang out and i didnt mean it. Then after 3 yrs of both living on the L and never seeing each other we run into each other after i had promised to call her. AWKWARD.
- scoops0
The first girl i ever got to 2nd base with (6th grade i think) found me on myspace and e-mailed me... she's all like "yeah my life is good, husband kids blah, blah blah,"
and all i can think is, "how the fuck do i respond to this, all i remember is fumbling with your training bra a decade and a half ago"
- TheBlueOne0
Then after 3 yrs of both living on the L and never seeing each other we run into each other after i had promised to call her. AWKWARD.
tasty
(Nov 8 07, 09:29)...and then you had crazy sex, right? pics.
- tasty0
The first girl i ever got to 2nd base with (6th grade i think) found me on myspace and e-mailed me... she's all like "yeah my life is good, husband kids blah, blah blah,"
and all i can think is, "how the fuck do i respond to this, all i remember is fumbling with your training bra a decade and a half ago"
scoops
(Nov 8 07, 09:34)write:
"i've been hung up on you since i popped the latch on your bra baby. Thanks for driving the nail in the coffin."
- mrdobolina0
hahahaha
- tasty0
...and then you had crazy sex, right? pics.
TheBlueOne
(Nov 8 07, 09:35)I think there was potential...it seemed like that's what she was going for. but she forever holds the title "dead fish". She was my first but yeah , dead fish.
She's a curator at the MoMa. A 5'5 blond. Go get her tiger.
- mg330
write:
"i've been hung up on you since i popped the latch on your baby bra. Thanks for driving the nail in the coffin."tasty
(Nov 8 07, 09:42)
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- tasty0
Scoops,
Go with this....
Kids? So either your fat or stacked...which is it sweet tits?